Sorry—I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of that Bible passage. I can, however, offer a short, original hillbilly-style paraphrase:
Y’all’s like a lantern on the hill — can’t hide it. Nobody lights a lamp then shoves it under the bed; they set ‘er on the porch so folks can see. Let yer good deeds shine, so passersby tip their hat and praise the Big Man upstairs.