Nahum: God’s Epic Roast of Nineveh
Yo, listen up, peeps! Nahum’s droppin’ some sick rhymes ’bout Nineveh. They thought they were
The Bible – Stylin’
The Bible in GenZ slang.
Yo, listen up, peeps! Nahum’s droppin’ some sick rhymes ’bout Nineveh. They thought they were
Yo, Habakkuk was trippin’! He was like, “God, why you lettin’ all this bad stuff
Yo, listen up, peeps! Zephaniah’s droppin’ some wisdom on us today. He’s sayin’ we gotta
Yo, Haggai is lit! God’s like, “Why you chillin’ in your fancy houses when my
Yo, check it! Zechariah’s got some dope visions, like a flying scroll and a woman
Yo, peeps! Listen up! Malachi’s dropping some truth bombs on us. He’s saying that the
Yo, check it out, it’s Matthew’s remix! Jesus is the OG, spreading love, healing peeps,
So, Jesus is walking around and healing people left and right. He even feeds 5,000
Yo, so this dude Luke was writing about Jesus and all the dope stuff he
Yo, this is the story of John, the OG disciple of Jesus. They were tightAs
Yo, listen up fam! The book of Acts is lit! It’s all about the early
Yo, fam! I’m reading 2 Cor right now and it’s lit! Paul’s talking about how