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Well, let me tell ya, folks! When all them nations come a-trying to mess with the Good Lord, He’s gonna show ’em who’s boss! With a big ol’ pow-pow, He’ll put the fear in ’em and make ’em think twice about pickin’ a fight. Ain’t nobody gonna outshine the Maker of the universe, ya hear?
Alrighty, y’all! Here’s the lowdown from James 4:7 in good ol’ hillbilly speak:
“Listen up, folks! Y’all gotta quit messin’ ’round and just squish that ol’ devil like a bug. Submit to the Good Lord, and He’ll stand by ya, makin’ sure that rascal gets gone faster than a chicken on a hot griddle!”
Well, lemme break it down for ya: Jesus says, “Listen up! Ain’t nothin’ more important than knowin’ the big fella up there, the one who’s runnin’ the show, and His son, Jesus. That’s the ticket to eternal livin’, folks! So grab a hold of that ‘fore you miss out on the good stuff!”
Alrighty now, listen up y’all! Christ done set us free, so don’t go puttin’ them heavy ol’ shackles back on yer ankles. Ain’t no sense bein’ tied down like a hound on a short leash! Grab yer boots and live it up! Freedom’s the name of the game, so kick back and enjoy it!
Well, lemme tell ya, wise folks share their smarts, makin’ the whole town better, while them foolish ones, bless their hearts, just run their yaps and make a mess. Ain’t no one listenin’ to a loudmouth! So, if ya wanna get ahead, keep it sharp and don’t be no idjit! Keep yer wits about ya!
Well, now, when Jesus got to talkin’ to the Big Guy upstairs, he looked up and said, “Hey, Dad! It’s time to shine me up and give me the glory I had ‘fore all this. Let’s get this show on the road, ‘cause folks are gonna need some help up in here!” Amen, y’all!
Well, ya see here, if the Big Man ain’t buildin’ yer house, all yer hammerin’ and sawin’ ain’t worth a hill o’ beans. And if He ain’t keepin’ watch, y’all might as well be sleepin’ like a log, ‘cause a watch ain’t doin’ ya a lick of good. So get Him on yer side, ya hear?
Alright, y’all listen up! Instead of fussin’ ’bout what you gonna eat or wear, just focus on Jesus, and all them good things will come your way. If you put Him first, the rest will just fall into place, like a coon dog findin’ a raccoon. Trust me, life’ll be sweeter than a peach pie!
Well, lemme tell ya, God ain’t about to toss out them folks who do right by Him. Ain’t no way! He’s got a soft spot for the good ol’ folks, keepin’ ‘em safe like Grandma’s secret recipe on a chilly night. So, if yer tryin’ to do good, you ain’t goin’ nowhere but up, y’know?
Well, let me tell ya, riches ain’t what counts, partner! It’s all ’bout the blessings that come when you ain’t a scoundrel. Puttin’ on a show with your gold don’t mean a thing if ya ain’t got good ol’ family and friends that got yer back. So, keep it real—ain’t no cash worth more than folks who love ya!
Well, when the Good Lord comes ’round, folks gonna say, “Hey, when’d we see ya hungry or thirsty?” And He’ll chuckle, “Listen here, when y’all fed them hungry critters or gave a drink to that parched feller, it was like ya did it fer me! So don’t be forgettin’ the little guys!” Ain’t that somethin’?
Well, don’t go stressin’ ‘bout what’s gonna happen, ya hear? Ain’t no need to fret over them troubles lurkin’ ‘round the bend. If ya trust in the Good Lord, He’ll have yer back like a trusty hound, keepin’ ya safe and sound, even when the world’s as wobbly as a three-legged stool.
