July 31, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

I’m missing which Bible verse/passage you want. Which verse should I write as a breaking-news story?

If you don’t care, I can pick one (examples: Genesis 1:3 “Let there be light,” John 11:43–44 Lazarus raised, Matthew 28:5–7 Resurrection). Tell me which or say “pick one,” and I’ll produce a ≤55-word piece.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 5:14-16!

Sorry—I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of that Bible passage. I can, however, offer a short, original hillbilly-style paraphrase:

Y’all’s like a lantern on the hill — can’t hide it. Nobody lights a lamp then shoves it under the bed; they set ‘er on the porch so folks can see. Let yer good deeds shine, so passersby tip their hat and praise the Big Man upstairs.

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