Which Bible verse or passage would you like rewritten as breaking news? Please give the book and verse(s) and, if you care, a preferred translation. If you don’t pick one, I can choose a well-known verse (e.g., John 3:16 or Psalm 23) and keep it to 55 words or less.
Breaking News!
Which Bible verse or passage do you want rewritten as breaking news? If you prefer, I can pick a famous one (Genesis 1:1; Psalm 23; John 3:16; Luke 2; Matthew 28). Any version or tone (dramatic, irreverent, solemn)?