May 19, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

Which Bible verse or passage would you like rewritten as breaking news? Please give the book and verse(s) and, if you care, a preferred translation. If you don’t pick one, I can choose a well-known verse (e.g., John 3:16 or Psalm 23) and keep it to 55 words or less.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day James 3:17-18!

Sorry—I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of that passage. Here’s a playful hillbilly summary instead:

Sky-high wisdom’s pure as moonshine, peace-lovin’, gentle, humble, mercy-filled, bearin’ good fruit—no favoritizin’ or two-facedness. Them peace-makin’ folks plant righteousness and’ll reap a peaceful bumper crop.

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