Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, this is not a joke,
But if you’re scared, go ahead and take a toke,
Because liars, thieves, and the cowardly crew,
They’re all gonna end up in the fire too,
No more shady dealings or running away,
So get your act together, it’s the final day!
In challenging times, it’s important for young children to understand the concept of faith as a source of strength. Teaching them to rely on their faith as a shield against doubt can help them navigate difficult situations with resilience and confidence. By instilling this belief early on, we can equip them with the tools they need to defend against doubt and thrive.
Breaking News: Luke 9:23-24
In a shocking announcement, Jesus reveals the cost of discipleship. In today’s press conference, Jesus stated, “If anyone wants to follow me, they must deny themselves, take up their cross daily, and follow me.” He also added, “For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will save it.” Truly groundbreaking.
Jesus be like, “I am the true vine and my Father be the gardener. He cuts off every branch that doesn’t bear fruit, but the ones that do, he prunes, so they can grow even more fruit. Just like, in life, man, you gotta keep growing and getting rid of the dead weight, ya feel?”
“Don’t let nobody look down on ya ’cause you’re young, but be an example for everybody in how ya talk, act, and believe. Don’t be no dummy, but be a role model for all them crazy folks out there.”
