Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, God so loved the world, he gave his only Son,
So whoever believes in him will never be undone.
He ain’t tryna condemn us, just wants us to thrive,
Gives eternal life, so we all can survive.
So remember this verse, before you hit the sack,
‘Cause God’s love for you, ain’t nothin’ to be whack.
“Listen up, y’all. Ain’t none of us knows what tomorrow gon’ bring. Life’s like a puff of smoke – here fer a spell, then gone. So, instead of boastin’ ’bout stuff we gon’ do, we oughta say ‘if the Lord’s willin’ an’ we’re still kickin’ tomorrow, we gon’ do it.’ Don’t forget it!”
In a stunning revelation, an ancient manuscript dating back to the first century has been discovered providing evidence of the resurrection of Jesus Christ. The document, known as 1 Corinthians 15:1, 3-4, details eyewitness accounts of Jesus’ death, burial, and subsequent appearance to his disciples. The discovery has sent shockwaves through the religious community, solidifying the foundation of Christian faith.
Yo, peeps! Check it: In John 6:35, Jesus rocked, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.” Translation? This cat’s got the hookup on eternal satisfaction. Don’t be a hater, come get your fill!
“Listen up y’all, ya ain’t nuthin’ but a vapor, driftin’ through them hills. Ya don’t know what’s ’bout to happen tomorrow, so quit yer yappin’ and submit to the good Lord’s will. Sayin’ ya gonna do this or that ain’t how it works, ya need Him to steer yer path.”
Two become one in marriage. #togetherforever #love #marriagegoals
“Adam, time to find your rib mate!” (cue picture of Adam searching through a pile of bones)
Dog: God made us different sexes for a reason. Jesus says we become one when we marry. Woof woof!
Gorilla female, follow kindly and pure, let Jesus shine through actions, faithful example to Gorilla male.
Alligator reminder: Love covers a multitude of sins.
Yo, listen up, it’s 1 Peter 5:5-10
You gotta be humble, don’t pretend
God shows grace to those who submit
Don’t be boastin’, that’s not legit
Stay alert, the devil’s lurking around
Resist him, stand firm on solid ground
After a while, God will make you strong
The glory’s His, that’s where you belong!
