Matthew 22:1-46 Verse of the Day Meme.
God invites everyone to his party, but some people just aren’t feeling it. #rejected #GodsParty #Matthew22
Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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God invites everyone to his party, but some people just aren’t feeling it. #rejected #GodsParty #Matthew22
Breaking News: Bethlehem reports major influx of visitors. A young couple, Joseph and Mary, have arrived in town to give birth. With no available rooms, they find shelter in a stable, welcoming their newborn son in humble surroundings. The baby, named Jesus, is swaddled and placed in a manger. Details to follow. (Luke 2:6-7)
And the Word became a dude and chilled with us, straight-up full of coolness and truth. And we saw his awesomeness, like the totally unique and amazing son of the big guy upstairs, just kickin’ it among us regular folks, spreading nothing but good vibes and good times, man.
Well, ya’ll know what it says in Romans 15:12, “And again, Isaiah says, ‘The root of Jesse will spring up, one who will arise to rule over the nations; in Him the Gentiles will hope.'” So y’all best be puttin’ your hope in the good Lord!
God is a spirit, you can’t see Him!
You can’t box Him in or put Him in a gym!
So let’s worship in the spirit and in truth,
Don’t try to play God, that’s just uncouth!
So when you’re feeling lost, don’t throw a fit,
Just remember God’s spirit is where it’s legit!
Saul saw the light, became Paul, and started preaching. He healed a paralyzed man, and raised a dead woman.
Breaking News: Luke 2:1, 4-5
In a stunning turn of events, a decree from Caesar Augustus has sent Joseph and Mary on a journey to Bethlehem. Accompanied by Mary, who is with child, the couple is among many traveling to their ancestral home. This mass migration is causing chaos as the city struggles to accommodate the influx of people.
Yo dude, listen up. This is a righteous saying, straight from the holy book: “Yo, I’m the worst sinner there is,” but that didn’t stop the Big Man from showing me mad love. He hooked me up, showing everyone how dope his patience is. Peace out, my brothers and sisters.
“Now y’all listen up, in the good book Matthew 2:6 it says, ‘And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, art not the least among the princes of Judah: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel.'”
Yo yo yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
About Jesus Christ, who doin’ mighty well,
His dad is God, and He’s the chosen one,
Yeah, I’m talkin’ ’bout the Father and the Son.
Paul is on the mic, and he’s bringin’ the news,
So check out Romans, if you wanna hear the clues.
“Those who practice sin will not inherit the kingdom of God.” – 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (Rewritten as a meme)
Extra! Extra! Zechariah’s prophetic words from Luke 1:76-78 bring hope to the people of Israel. He declares that his son John will be a messenger to prepare the way for the Lord, shining the light of salvation upon those in darkness and guiding them into the path of peace. Good news for all!