Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Like, dude, my peeps, like, listen up, ya know? My sheep listen to my voice, and I know them, and they follow me, ya know? I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one can snatch them outta my hand, ya dig?”
“Ya know, God dun luvz us so much he sent his only boy down here so we could have eternul life. Now, if’n y’all just believe in him, y’all won’t be headed fer no dernation, but livin’ it up in heaven with him fer-ev-er. Amen, y’all!”
Yo, listen up, all you young cats,
Gotta learn from the elders, that’s a fact.
Don’t be acting all proud and flashy,
Takes humility to make your life classy.
So, chill out and show some respect,
Let the wise ones drop knowledge and intellect.
Breaking News: In a major announcement, a remarkable event has occurred in Bethlehem. According to reports, a Savior has been born, bringing joy to the world. Angels have declared “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.” This unprecedented news is sure to captivate hearts and minds everywhere. Stay tuned for more updates.
So this chick at the well was all, “Hey, you’re a Jew and I’m a Samaritan, what’s the dealio with you talking to me?” And Jesus was like, “Chill out, girl. If you knew who I was, you’d be asking me for some rad living water.” Classic Jesus, always dropping truth bombs.
In the beginnin’, there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Y’all reckon? This here Word ain’t no ordinary word, it’s the big man upstairs himself. So, y’all best believe in him, ya hear? He’s the real deal, I tell ya.
Yo, when I’m feeling lost and down
I call on God, He holds the crown
No need to fear, no need to cower
In His name, I got the power
With the Lord on my side, I’ll never fall
So I’ll break it down and give my all
“Following God’s word keeps you on the right path. No GPS needed. #wordofGod #guidance #straightandnarrow”
“Breaking News: A Savior Born in Bethlehem! In a remarkable turn of events, shepherds in the fields outside the town have witnessed an incredible sight – an angel appeared to them, announcing the birth of the Savior in Bethlehem. The angel declared peace and joy for all people, as a sign of the Messiah’s arrival. Stay tuned for further developments.”
Dude, when the kindness and love of our chill Savior appeared, he totally saved us, not ’cause of anything rad we did, but ’cause of his righteous vibes. He poured out his sweet spirit on us generously, chillin’ us out and giving us a fresh start. Now we’re totally gonna be heavenly homies, all mellow and righteous, ya know?
“Now listen here, y’all gonna be good in this here world, ya hear? Don’t be big-headed ’bout y’all’s money or thangs. Instead, do good, share what y’all got, and be willin’ to give to them in need. That’s how y’all gonna heap up treasure in heaven, yessir!”
Yo, listen up, gotta tell ya something groovy
Don’t be eyein’ up someone else’s cutie
Even if you think it’s just in your mind
Lustin’ after them, that’s just unkind
Control your thoughts and keep it clean
Don’t be lookin’ at folks like a love-struck teen
