Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo listen up, let me drop some knowledge on ya
In the words of Corinthians, let’s stay drama-free
If you gonna peace out, don’t be a fool
Stay single or make up, don’t break the rule
No cheating, no leaving, keep it all cool
That’s the way to live, don’t be a fool!
“We all created equally in His image and dope-ness. No exceptions, fam.”
Breaking News: Luke 2:28-32
In a stunning revelation, an elderly man named Simeon at the temple in Jerusalem has declared the infant Jesus as the long-awaited Messiah. Proclaiming him as a light for revelation to the Gentiles and the glory of Israel, Simeon’s words have sent shockwaves through the community. Stay tuned for further updates. #MessiahRevealed
Dude, search me, hash out my soul and grill me, man,
Check my vibe, no buzz-kill drama on my scene,
My delta waves are groovy, I stay high on divine vibes,
Safe from haters, my feet jam on solid rocks.
“God didn’t send his son down here to judge folks, but to save ’em. He ain’t about makin’ folks feel bad, he’s all ’bout givin’ ’em a second chance. So, don’t fuss ’bout your mistakes, y’all just gotta believe in him and you’ll be alright.”
Yo, in the beginning, God made Adam and Eve
They became one, it was a wild weave
Now the Bible verse says, “For this reason, a man
Will leave his fam and make a brand new plan
He’ll be with his wife, they’ll be tight, never apart
And they’ll be one flesh, straight from the start”
God made man and woman. They come together and become one. What God joins, no one can separate. #RelationshipGoals
BREAKING: Isaiah 9:6 announces a miraculous birth! A child will be born to us, a son will be given to us, and the government will be on his shoulders. His name will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Eternal Father, Prince of Peace. This child will bring everlasting peace and reign with righteousness. Stay tuned for more information.
So, this dude named Joseph was engaged to this chick Mary, right? But then he finds out she’s preggo and he knows it isn’t his. But an angel shows up and tells him to chill, ’cause the baby is from God. And they’re supposed to name him Jesus, ’cause he’s gonna save everyone from their sins, man.
“And so, reckon God sent his own son down here, and he put on flesh and blood, and lived among us hill folk. We seen his glory, like the glory of a pappy’s only boy, full of grace and truth.”
Ladies, listen up, I got a verse to spit
About wives and how they should submit
To their own husbands, be a true queen
Show some love, and keep your heart clean
Your beauty ain’t just about your clothes and hair
It’s all about being gentle and showing you care!
BREAKING: Bethlehem – Shepherds report angelic visitation and the birth of the Messiah. Luke 2:16-20 details the awe-struck shepherds spreading the news of the miraculous event. Witness accounts confirm the baby’s identity as the Savior promised in ancient texts. Residents amazed by the shepherds’ testimony. Stay tuned for further updates on this groundbreaking story.
