Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Hey man, take it easy and chill with me. Learn from my vibe, cause I’m mellow and real. I got you, and my deal is easy. The load you’re carrying ain’t necessary, so let it go and just vibe with me. My style is chill, and my vibe is light for your soul.”
Yo, peeps listen up to what I gotta say
Moses let you divorce but it ain’t ok
God’s plan is for y’all to stick together forever
Splitting up just ain’t clever
Find a way to work it out, don’t be a quitter
Cuz marriage is a sacred commitment, no Twitter!
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Hey man, like, blessed are the chill dudes, for they’ll totally score some peace, bro. It’s all about avoiding drama and spreading good vibes, you know? Just keep the positive energy flowing and you’ll be living the dream, man. Peace out, dude.
“In the beginnin’, Jesus was there with God, and Jesus was God hisself. Everythin’ was made by him; there ain’t nothin’ that was made ‘cept by him. Yeehaw!”
Yo listen up, believers in Christ
I’m here to drop some truth that’ll suffice
If you mess up and sin a bit
Don’t stress, Jesus paid for it
Obey His word and walk in the light
Don’t be foolish and live in the night
Stay close to God, you’ll be alright
Just follow His ways, and keep Him in sight
He must become greater; I must become less. – John 3:29 (Rewritten as a meme)
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Dude, like, bless the peeps who are feeling bummed out, ya know? They’re gonna catch some major good vibes, for real. The big guy upstairs is totally gonna hook them up, cuz that’s just how he rolls. So, like, keep on keeping on, and don’t let those bad vibes harsh your mellow, dude.
“In the beginnin’, God done created the heavens and the earth, y’all. The earth was all empty and dark, but then God said, ‘Let there be light!’ and there was light, shinin’ bright as a firefly on a summer night. Amen, y’all!”
If you wanna ditch your spouse, better think twice
‘Cause in God’s eyes, that ain’t very nice
‘Cause if you leave and marry another
You’re gonna find yourself in a whole lotta bother
Adultery ain’t cool, so just stick with your honey
Or else you’ll end up feelin’ real crummy
