Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Hey man, remember that you’re a chill temple of the holy spirit and that spirit is inside you, guiding you to be a good dude. So stay groovy and don’t be a buzzkill. Let’s all reflect that rad spirit and keep our minds and hearts in the zone, man. Peace out.
Like, once upon a time, dude, Jesus totally came back from the dead and was, like, the first one to groove on eternal life, man. And then, all his crew gonna get in on that action too. And, like, eventually, Jesus gonna hand over the keys to the kingdom to Pops, and then it’s party time, bro!
Dude, whatever you do, whether you’re chowing down on some dank munchies or crushing it at a party, do it all for the chill vibes and to give props to the big man upstairs. So whether you’re nomming or partying, make sure you’re doing it with love and respect for the big dude in the sky, man.
So, like, check it, dudes. Remember when you were picked for the team and you were all, “Yeah, I’m kind of a big deal?” Well, not a lot of us were all that, but God picked us anyway. He’s all about flipping the script and using the unexpected to show off his game, ya know?
“Brothers and sisters, let me tell you, it’s all about being chill and considerate of others, man. Keep your vibes cool and don’t let your ego trip get in the way of showing love to your fellow humans, ya dig? Peace and love, brothers and sisters.”
Love is chill, love is kind. It don’t brag or front, and it ain’t jealous. Love ain’t about being rude or selfish, and it ain’t quick to lose its cool. Love always has your back, always trusts, always hopes, always sticks it out, no matter what. Love’s a real trip, man.
Dude, like, our bodies are chill temples, bro. Like, they’re totally a gift from the Boss Man upstairs, so like, we gotta take care of ’em, ya know? We can’t just be like, trashing our bodies, ’cause we belong to the Big Guy, and that’s like, trippy, man.
“Don’t be all like friends with jerks who are all shady and sketchy, man. Be chill and kick it with people who are down with the same vibes as you, keeping it 100 and real, you know? Stay true to yourself, bro, and don’t be all caught up in that drama and negativity, dude.”
Yo man, this verse in John 15 says, “Ain’t no greater love than a dude who would lay down his life for his homies. And you ain’t just my boys, you’re my bros. I told y’all everything I learned from the man upstairs, ’cause we’re tight like that.” Peace out.
So, like, Jesus was all like, “I totally came down from heaven, not to do my own thing, but to do what my pops sent me to do.” And he was like, “Everyone who believes in me totally gets eternal life, cuz that’s what my pops wants. And I’ll totally raise them up on the last day, fer shure.”
“Hey man, don’t act all high and mighty. Just kick back and chill with everyone, whether they’re hip or not. And don’t act like you know everything, cause you don’t. It’s all good, so just keep it cool, you know?”
“For wages of sin is a major bummer, man. But hey, check it out – gift of God is like, everlasting life, you dig? Through JC, our bro, we can score some serious eternal buzz, no joke. It’s like the ultimate high, dude. So, let’s stay rad and keep the faith, ya know?”
