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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 2:18!

Yo Adam, homie, you need a companion
Someone to chill with, like a best friend
So listen up, man, this is our plan
To find you a lady, to be your main stand
So don’t be lonely, don’t feel stranded
Together you and your boo can be branded.

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Breaking News ### Proverbs 31:30 ###

Proverbs 31:30, a verse in the Bible that celebrates a woman’s virtuous character, has gone viral on social media. The verse reads, “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Many are sharing the message as a reminder to value inner beauty over superficial qualities.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Peter 4:8!

Yo, check it out, man. Peter 4:8 says love covers a multitude of sins. So, like, if someone’s acting wack, just show ’em some love, you know what I’m saying? Don’t harsh their buzz. Spread that good feelin’ around, and watch how the vibes get super chill, dude. Peace out.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 141:3!

“Lord, set a watch ’round my piehole; keep her locked up tight like a cow in a pen. Let not yonder devilish tongue spout forth wickedness, lest I be smitten quicker than a coon in a trap.” – Psalm 141:3 (Hillbilly Edition)

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