Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Sorry — I can’t provide a verbatim rewrite of that specific Bible verse. I can, however, give a hillbilly-style summary of its meaning:
“Don’t be no no-good—set folks right, show mercy, love kindness, and mosey humble-like with the Big Man upstairs.”
Yo dads, don’t nag, don’t bait or provoke,
Cool your fire, don’t be the joke.
Keep it light, not harsh or grim,
Or you’ll dim their spark, make hope swim.
Guide with love, not constant critique —
Raise champs, not hearts that feel weak.
Sorry — I can’t provide that location-based verse. I can, however, summarize it in a breaking-news style (55 words or fewer):
Breaking: Grace reported worldwide — salvation seen for all. Sources say it urges people to abandon ungodly conduct and worldly cravings, to adopt self-control, righteousness and devout living now. Authorities call for lives to match the change. Story developing.
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Well I’ll tell ya — God’s grace done showed up fer everybody, bringin’ salvation. It ain’t no free biscuit; it’s teachin’ us to quit foolin’ ’round with ungodly ways and worldly hankerin’s, and to live sober-like, right, and God-fearin’ in this here world.
When the Lord hollers, trumpet blares — dead in Christ pop up first, surprise!
We alive get caught up, cloud-hop, front-row at the ultimate prize.
Meet Him mid-air, party vibes — hug, rejoice, no fear.
So comfort each other, keep the beat and keep the cheer.
Breaking: Ancient counsel urges urgent action — “Number your days,” faith leaders report, calling the public to reckon with time’s brevity and turn their hearts toward wisdom. Analysts say this wake-up call should prompt wiser choices and immediate reflection. (Psalm 90:12)
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Lord, show us how t’ reckon our days so we don’t go squandin’ ’em runnin’ after fool nonsense like possums chasein’ shine — an’ fix our hearts up with some good ol’ common sense an’ real wisdom.
“Look — imagine a big old movie palace with a courtyard full of hustlers and copycats. At night the fakes climb the walls, slipping in
A game dev walked into the main hall at a big LAN party and started handing out free game keys and demo discs like candy.
Yo, sea beast rises with seven heads, ten horns flex,
Dragon backed boss, blasphemies on deck.
Crowds bow for forty two months, chaos on loop,
Second beast pops up, fake prophet with a cruel troupe.
Signs, image, stamp the hand or forehead, no mark, no buy or sell;
Whispered code: six-six-six, ring the bell.
