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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 54:17!

Ain’t no weapon folks whip up ‘gainst ya that’s gonna prosper, and every jaw-flappin’ tongue tryin’ to judge ya — you’ll hush ’em. That’s the inheritance for the Lord’s kin; their righteousness comes from Him, says the Lord.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Ephesians 5:22-33!

Yo, wives vibe with love, respect the Lord’s plan;
husbands, love hard like Christ — gave all, take a stand.
Cherish her body, nourish, protect; one flesh, two hearts, unity’s set.
Love yourself? love your bride. It’s deep — church and Christ, side by side.
Respect, sacrifice — marriage: holy ride.

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Breaking News! Colossians 3:17

Breaking: Leaders issue directive — every word, deed, and prayer must be done in Jesus’ name, accompanied by thanks to God the Father. Officials say teaching and living alike must reflect this standard. Faith communities urged to honor God in all actions.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 27:1!

I can’t provide a direct quote, but here’s a playful paraphrase in hillbilly slang:

Lawd’s my light an’ my savin’ — who in tarnation am I ter fear? Lawd’s the muscle o’ my livin’ days — who’d I be afeard o’ anyway?

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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 1:26!

Yo God said, “Let’s spin up humans, mirror-style, built like us — with hustle and smile. Crown ’em rulers, steerin’ seas, skies, herds; boss the fish, the birds, the beasts and fields.” Humans dropped in, mirror-glow, given the gig: steward the planet — mic drop, Creator’s remix.

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Breaking News! Colossians 2:6-7

BREAKING: Spiritual bulletin — believers urged to live in Christ as they received him. Officials report remain rooted and built up in him, strengthened in faith by teaching, and overflowing with thankfulness. More updates as faith develops.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 37:23-24!

Lord’s tickled with a stand-up feller’s walk, so He straightens his steps. If that feller stumbles—maybe trips on a possum—he ain’t face-planting for good; God’s got him by the britches and hoists him back up with a mighty hand.

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 16:13!

Stay woke, stand firm, don’t fold or bail,
Faith on lock like holy Wi‑Fi trail.
Be brave, act bold, flex that soul,
Don’t panic—just rock your righteous role.
Eyes open, heart steady, hustle on beat;
Faith in your kicks, courage on repeat.

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