The Animated Character Scar Gives a Summary of Job
Oh, hello there! It’s me, Scar, your favorite lion villain. Today, I’m going to tell you the story of the Bible book of Job, but
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Oh, hello there! It’s me, Scar, your favorite lion villain. Today, I’m going to tell you the story of the Bible book of Job, but
Well, well, well, if it isn’t Scar, the most fabulous and sophisticated lion in the Pride Lands. And today, I’ll be giving you a little
Dragica, you are most like Jezebel from the Bible.
Dragica, you are most like Jezebel from the Bible.
Three random fictitious conversations between Judas Iscariot and Eve about Friendship. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
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“Hey, dude, in Mark 2:9-12, Jesus is all like, ‘Yo, which is easier, telling this lame guy to bounce or forgiving his couch potato sins?’ Then he drops a funky miracle and everyone’s jaws hit the deck. The crowd is tripping, and they’re like, ‘Whoa, that dude’s got some serious juice!'”
Well I reckon one day the Good Lord’s gonna fill up the whole earth with his glory, and there won’t be nothin’ left but all that shiny, sparklin’ goodness. It’s gonna be like a big old ocean of God’s glory, coverin’ everything from sea to shinin’ sea. Amen!
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About how we all ended up doin’ pretty swell
God opened up His arms to all, no exclusions
Even the Gentiles, no confusions
So let’s all come together, no need to fight
‘Cause in God’s eyes, we all shine bright
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In the beginning, there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was nothin’ made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of humans. And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.
Don’t getcherself all riled up, God ain’t lookin’ to bust yer chops. He’s got a heart big enough to make room for ya’ll. Jus’ open up to Him, and He’ll show ya mercy, like a hound dog showin’ love to its young’uns.