January 9, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Proverbs 31:1-31!

Yo, Mama said, “King, skip wine—lead with wisdom.”
She rises at dawn, stocks the house, trades cloth for coins, feeds kin, laughs at tomorrow.
Strong arms, sharp tongue, kind hands—no cap.
Her value’s priceless, children cheer, hubby proud.
Honor the virtuous queen: hustle, heart, fear of God—mic drop.

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Breaking News! Matthew 6:19-21

Breaking: Spiritual alert — Authorities urge citizens to stop hoarding earthly wealth as moth, rust, and thieves are destroying material stores. Officials advise redirecting investments to heavenly treasures that can’t decay or be stolen. Experts warn: where your treasure is, your heart will be found. More updates to follow.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 6:19-20!

Don’t go hoardin’ shiny stuff down here on God’s dirt — moths, rust, and sneaky varmints’ll eat it or swipe it. Save yer treasures up in heaven, up yonder where no moth, no rust, nor no thievin’ critters can get to ’em. That’s the smart storeroom.

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