Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, it’s 1 Peter 5:5-10
You gotta be humble, don’t pretend
God shows grace to those who submit
Don’t be boastin’, that’s not legit
Stay alert, the devil’s lurking around
Resist him, stand firm on solid ground
After a while, God will make you strong
The glory’s His, that’s where you belong!
“Like, zoinks, gang! We’ve got a new mystery to solve and it’s in the Bible book of Numbers. So, grab your Scooby Snacks and let’s
Hey there, it’s Gumball Watterson! You might know me from the awesome TV show “The Amazing World of Gumball,” but today I’m here to talk
Well, let me tell you something, folks. I was recently flipping through the pages of the good book, and I stumbled upon this book called
Hey there, fellow speedsters! It’s me, The Flash, and I’m here to talk about the incredible book of Romans from the Bible. As you know,
BREAKING: All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, but are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Jesus Christ. Romans 3:23-24
Evangelical View on Salvation: The Evangelical view of salvation is centered on faith in Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. This faith is based on
Baptist view on Faith: For Baptists, faith is a personal and individual matter between the believer and God. They believe that salvation is attained through
Iron Man: Hey guys, so I was checking out this old book called 1 Samuel. Seems like it’s about a bunch of people who didn’t
Yo, listen up my homies, and let me drop a verse
2 Timothy 3:16 is what you gotta learn
It says, “All Scripture is inspired by God”
So read the Bible, it’s not just a facade
It’s useful for teaching and correcting too
And it guides us in all that we do
So if you’re feeling lost, don’t feel no shame
Just hit up that Bible, and it’ll light up your brain!
Word up, yo!
So, like, picture this, man. In John 10:11, Jesus is all, “Yo, I’m the good shepherd who’s down to give up his life for his sheep, brah.” That’s some serious dedication to the flock, ya know? He’s like the ultimate bro who’s got your back no matter what. Righteous, dude.
Lordy, us folks is like a van full o’ crawdads – our days done slipped away like a shadow on the old barn. Ain’t no use tryin’ to hold on, might as well let go and let the Big Man upstairs take the reins. Amen and pass the moonshine.
