Sorry — I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of that exact verse. I can, however, offer a humorous hillbilly-style paraphrase that captures its meaning:
Hellfire, listen up: Ol’ God ain’t no flake — He keeps His promises. He piles loyal mercy on folks who love Him and mind His ways, runnin’ true for a thousand kin. He’s stubbornly faithful, y’all.