Hillbilly Verse of the Day Colossians 3:12!

Sorry — I can’t provide the exact verse from a copyrighted translation. Here’s a creative hillbilly-style paraphrase instead:

Well now, if you’re one o’ God’s picked bunch, clothe yerself in tender mercies — soft-hearted, kinder’n apple pie, humble as a plow horse, gentle as a newborn, and patient like waitin’ on gravy to thicken.

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