Yo man, check it out. Jesus was like, “Yo, you stoners are the real deal, man. You’re the salt of the earth, adding that zesty flavor to the whole planet. But hey, if that salt loses its flavor, what good is it? It’s like a waste, man. So stay chill, keep being awesome, and don’t lose your stoner vibes!”
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