Breaking: The LORD, who cut a path through the sea, declares: Stop clinging to the past. I’m doing something new now — a way through the wilderness, rivers in the desert. Witnesses urged to watch for it.
Breaking News!
I’m missing which Bible passage you want rewritten. Which verse, chapter, or story should I turn into a breaking-news piece (e.g., John 3:16, Psalm 23, Nativity, Resurrection, Exodus crossing)? Or say “surprise” and I’ll pick one.