“Tonight, in breaking news, 1 Corinthians 1:4-5 – the verse that says, ‘I always thank my God for you because of his grace given you in Christ Jesus. For in him you have been enriched in every way’ – has been making waves, inspiring gratitude and goodwill in Christian communities worldwide. More details to come.”
Breaking News! Romans 13:8
Breaking: Religious authorities declare owe no one anything except the ongoing debt to love one another. “Loving others fulfills the law,” officials report. Citizens urged to settle debts and make love a constant duty.