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Yo, ladies listen up, don’t be absurd,
The Bible says submit to your hubby, word.
Don’t let your pride get in the way,
Just obey and all will be okay.
Husbands, treat your wives with love and care,
Be a good man, show ’em you’re rare.
Yo God created the garden, a place so fine
Then told Adam, “Take care of it, it’s all mine”
He said, “You can eat anything you please
Just don’t touch the fruit on those two trees”
So Adam got to work, hoeing the land
And never laid hands on that fruit so grand.
“Don’t be scared, don’t you dare
God’s got your back like a rocking chair
So don’t run, just stay true
He’ll never leave or forsake you!”
Yo, listen up, y’all gotta know,
How to keep your ways pure, and grow.
By keeping God’s commands in sight,
and keeping your heart clean, just right.
I will praise you with a heart that’s true,
I’ll meditate on your words, all day through.
I’ll delight in your laws, and keep them tight,
and never forget, what’s wrong and right!
So, let’s get it straight, and never stray,
In God’s word we’ll find our way.
With diligence and determination,
Our hearts can reach their destination!
Yo, listen up, gotta tell you a fact,
God’s lookin’ for someone to fill the gap,
He needs a hero, someone to stand,
And make a difference in our “sin-filled” land.
So come on people, step up to the plate,
Don’t be afraid, it’s never too late,
God’s callin’ you, can’t you hear the sound?
So come on, let’s lay our burdens down.
Lemme tell you ’bout the ultimate boss,
From His throne up in the cosmos.
He runs this earth and all that’s in it,
Yeah, our God is pretty legit.
And let me tell ya, fellas, don’t you forget,
Christ’s the head of the church, no room for fret.
Yo listen up, all you dads in the house,
Ephesians 6:4, let me break it down,
Don’t anger your kids, that’s just plain cruel,
Raise them up right, don’t be a fool,
Teach ’em God’s way, that’s the deal,
Or you might find yourself in a dad-fail ordeal!
Yo, listen up fam, don’t be a fool
Peter’s got some words, so stay in school
He talks about the epistles that Paul writes
But some people twist them, like kinks in pipes
They make things hard to understand
And end up in some trouble, ain’t that grand?
So focus up and don’t be absurd
Or else you might just miss the word.
Yo, Joshua, don’t you fear,
God is with you, so be clear,
Strong and courageous, don’t you quiver,
For the Lord your God is the real giver.
So go, conquer, and don’t be vexed,
God’s got your back, you’ll be blessed.
Yo, listen up and hear me clear,
Proverbs 31 is what you gotta hear,
It’s all ’bout the perfect wife,
Who can balance her life with a knife,
She wakes up early, works all day,
Buys fields, sews clothes, and slays,
She’s a boss lady, strong and wise,
So all you fellas, take some advice!
Yo, in the book of Romans, here’s the scoop,
Some folks were trippin’, heading for a big loop,
They traded natural love for something strange,
Ladies with ladies, dudes with dudes, what a change!
But God ain’t cool with that, it’s just not right,
So turn from that sin, and walk in His light.
Yo, listen up, all you singles out there,
It’s time to rock it like you just don’t care,
Paul says in Corinthians, chapter seven and verse thirty-two,
Get your head in the game and focus on what you need to do.
Forget about relationships, let that ship sail,
Just get on with your life and don’t fail,
God’s got a plan for you, don’t you worry,
Keep yourself busy, don’t be in a hurry.
So party on, my single friends,
And don’t worry about finding love until the very end.
