Verse of the Day

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Ruth 1:16!

“Where you go, I go. Where you stay, I’m a-stayin’. Your folk’s folk is my folk’s folk. Your God, my God. Where you croak, I’m a-croakin’, and there I’m a-be buried. The Lord do me in if anythin’ but death comes ‘tween us.”

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Verse of the Day Rap of Ephesians 2:8-9!

Yo, listen up, let me make it clear
You ain’t saved by your works, so don’t you fear
It’s all about grace, not what you do
Can’t earn salvation, it’s a gift for you
So don’t boast, don’t brag, don’t even try
By grace through faith, that’s the reason why!

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Breaking News ### John 8:31-32 ###

Breaking News: John 8:31-32
In an exclusive interview, Jesus revealed a revolutionary truth to his followers. “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” This shocking revelation has left many questioning their beliefs. Stay tuned for more updates. #TruthRevealed #FreedomAwaits

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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 30:4!

Ya know I’m lookin’ for a child
But my man’s got another girl wild
So I told him, “Honey, give me a son
Or I’mma lose my mind and have no fun”
I’m ready for some fertility
Gimme a baby, that’s my ability

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Breaking News ### 1 John 4:20-21 ###

In a shocking revelation, 1 John 4:20-21 uncovers the truth about love and God. This breaking news from the Bible reveals that loving God while hating others is a contradiction. The commandment to love others comes directly from God, and those who follow it will be blessed. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 25:34!

So, like, when the son of man comes in his glory and all the angels with him, he’s gonna say to the homies on his right, “Y’all are super chill, come hang out with me in this rad kingdom that’s been rocking since the beginning of time.” Keep being awesome, yo.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Jeremiah 3:8!

Yo, listen up, I gotta story to tell
About Israel and how they rebel
They cheated on me, left me behind
Oh man, they really crossed the line
But I still want them back, gotta forgive
Even though they actin’ so negative
So come on home, let’s make amends
I’ll love you no matter how it ends

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