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“Y’all better listen up now, ’cause the Lord done told me I ain’t gettin’ to cross over that river. Ain’t no use beggin’ me, ’cause I ain’t got no say in the matter. Just passin’ on what the big man upstairs done told me, so don’t come cryin’ to me none.”
Yo, don’t you know, your body’s a temple,
So don’t be wastin’ it, gotta keep it simple.
God lives in you, don’t be actin’ shady,
So keep it clean, don’t be lazy or crazy.
You were bought at a price, so show some respect,
Take care of yourself, don’t neglect.
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Like, I wanna like, know Jesus, man, like real deep, you know? I wanna feel the power of his resurrection, and like, chill with him in the sufferings, dude. If I can, like, connect with him in that, I can, like, get to the radical, awesome, cool, sweet, total, righteous, gnarly, totally righteous state of the dead being raised up. Peace out, bro.
Y’all cain’t brag ’bout nuthin’ ’cause God’s grace covers us all, not ’cause of our own doin’s. So ain’t no room fer braggin’. We’s all saved by faith, not by werks. So quit yer yammerin’ and trust in the good Lord, y’hear?
Yo, God loved the world so much,
He gave His only Son for us to clutch.
All who believe in Him won’t be in the dark,
But will shine bright like a spark.
Eternal life is what you’ll gain,
If you let Jesus take the reins.
So don’t be a fool, let Him in,
And watch your life begin.
“Unexpected challenges faced by early Christians. Philippians 1:29 reveals their secret to resilience: ‘For it has been granted to you on behalf of Christ not only to believe in him, but also to suffer for him.’ A reminder to stay steadfast in faith amid persecution and hardships.”
Dude, check it: I’m the ultimate example of redemption, man. Like, I used to be the biggest sinner around, but then I found grace, ya know? And it’s so wild, ’cause I got shown love even though I was a total screw-up. It’s all about forgiveness, bro.
Now y’all listen up, cause we’s all God’s chilluns through faith in Jesus. And when we’s baptized, we puts on Christ like a fresh pair of overalls. Ain’t no more Jew or Gentile, we’s all one in Him. So let’s stick together like a bunch of hound dawgs on a coon hunt.
I’m dropping wisdom, so listen up quick
Hating what’s evil, that’s my only shtick
Pride and arrogance, they ain’t my style
I’m all about truth, and I’ll go the extra mile
I’m the lady of wisdom, so don’t even try
Mess with me and you’ll surely fry
“Breaking News: 1 John 1:9 – In a stunning revelation, the Bible declares that if we confess our sins, God is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. This breaking news provides hope and assurance for all who seek forgiveness and cleansing from their wrongdoing.”
Hey man, like, the wages of sin is, like, a total bummer, but the gift of God is, like, totally righteous eternal life, ya dig? So, like, be cool and don’t get all caught up in the sin scene, and, like, instead groove on that eternal life vibe, man. Peace out.
