Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Jesus done walked on by and spied Leevi, sittin’ at his toll booth, collectin’ dem coins. He hollered out, ‘Hey Leevi, come on over here and be my buddy!’ Leevi up and left that booth behind, followin’ Jesus and never lookin’ back. That’s the power of them good ol’ gospel preachin’!”
When troubles come knockin’ at your door
Don’t worry, God’s got your back for sure
He listens when you cry out in pain
And rescues you from all your shame
So keep your head up, don’t be stressed
God’s got you covered, you are blessed.
Breaking news: John 3:17 – God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. In a surprising twist, sources reveal the purpose of Jesus’ arrival on Earth was not to judge, but to offer redemption. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking development. #GoodNews #RedemptionStory
So, like, not trying to diss anyone, but when we were like totally not chillin’ with the big guy, he was all about droppin’ that mad knowledge on us and cleanin’ up our act. Through his kindness we totally leveled up and now we’re like heirs to the sickest vibes ever. Totally righteous, bro.
“Well I’ll be hornswoggled y’all, them folks done went and got flabbergasted seein’ Jesus heal that paralyzed feller. They was all a hootin’ and hollerin’, sayin’ ‘we done seed strange things today!’ You reckon they gonna start believin’ in the Good Lord now, or they just gonna keep on jawin’?”
Yo, God got me covered, He the ultimate provider
In Him I trust, He always my supplier
From His riches, I receive every desire
No need to stress, He’s my source of fire
So chill out, relax, God’s got me on the wire!
In a shocking turn of events, James 1:19 calls for urgent attention: “So then, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath.” This groundbreaking message urges individuals to listen attentively, exercise restraint in their words, and avoid hasty anger. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Wisdom be the bomb diggity, yo. Knowing the Big Guy upstairs is where it’s at, fo’ real. Getting smart starts with respectin’ that dude. Straight up, that’s what keeps fools from actin’ a fool. So remember, the key to bein’ fly is showin’ some love to the man upstairs. Keep it real, homies.
In themh werds of ol’ John 5:25, he done said, “Y’all’s reckon gotta listen up! Them spirits gon’ hear the reckonin’, and them folks who reckon right ’bout the good Lord gon’ find themselves a-reckonin’ eternal life, yessiree!” So, lemme tell ya, listen up and start reckonin’ right!
Yo, keep it real and never stress
God’s got your back, no need to second guess
Rockin’ with Jesus, we know we blessed
His love is endless, we can’t even express
So chill out, trust Him, let your worries rest
He’s always there, our ultimate address.
Breaking News: Romans 12:10 commands to love one another with genuine affection and take delight in honoring others. The Bible verse instructs believers to show kindness and respect towards each other, fostering a community based on compassion and humility. Join us as we strive to embody this message and spread love to all.
Dude, like, watch what you say, man. Keep your language chill and positive, ya know? Speak only good vibes that help others, bro. No harsh words or bummers allowed, dude. Just spread that love and good energy, man. Stay groovy, my friend. Peace out.
