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Breaking: Matthew 4:4 reports on Jesus being tempted in the wilderness. He responds, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.'” This revelation challenges conventional beliefs and sets a powerful example of spiritual sustenance. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking event.
So, like, Jesus heard that the Pharisees were, like, talking smack and baptizing more peeps than John, which totally ticked him off. So he peaced out of Judea and headed back to Galilee, but had to chill in Samaria on the way.
Y’all reckon you should treat folks how you wanna be treated. Ain’t that the golden rule, y’all? So don’t be actin’ like a horn-swagglin’ varmint, treat others with respect ‘n kindness. ‘Cause the good Lord knows, ain’t nobody wanna be treated like a snake in a henhouse!
In the Bible Jesus said with a twist,
“Come to me and you won’t miss,
I’m like a fountain, never dry,
Drink from me and you’ll never die,
Living water flowing deep,
Believe in me, take a leap!”
Breaking News: In a shocking display of power, the Lord proclaims in Jeremiah 32:17, “Ah, Sovereign Lord, you have made the heavens and the earth by your great power and outstretched arm. Nothing is too hard for you.” Stay tuned as believers reflect on the limitless strength of their Almighty God. #Jeremiah32:17 #AllPowerfulGod
Yo man, like, in Isaiah 53:4-6 it’s all about this dude taking all our bad vibes and harsh trips, so we can just chill and vibe in peace, ya know? It’s like, he’s taking all the heat for us so we can just kick back and be cool. Far out, man!
Well shoot, Ah ain’t got no peace, Ah cain’t keep quiet; Ah’m fixin’ to holler like a coon dawg all night long! Ah reckon Ah’m plum tuckered out, Ah just can’t catch no break. Ah reckon Ah’m gonna have to let out a holler and vent all my woes.
Yo, listen up, ain’t no time to snooze
Gotta meditate on His word, no time to lose
Day and night, let it soak in
Like a sponge, let His truth begin
Keep it real, stay on track
His word’s where it’s at, that’s a fact!
Breaking news: Philippians 1:6 – “Being confident of this, that he who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion until the day of Christ Jesus.” Believers rejoice as promise of God’s continued work in their lives is reaffirmed. Stay tuned for more updates on this encouraging message of faith and perseverance.
In the beginning, there was this rad light shining bright, and it was all about bringing truth and chill vibes to everyone. It was like, “Hey dudes, no need to trip out, I got your back.” And the light was just the grooviest thing, spreading good vibes all over the place.
And they hollered with a mighty loud voice saying, “Yeehaw! Blessins’ and glory and wisdom and thanks and honor and power and might be unto our Lord forever and ever, Amen!” Git along, little doggies, praise the good Lord up yonder, hoo-wee!
Listen up, don’t let your ears be dull
Pay attention, don’t be a fool
Guard your heart and watch your tongue
Keep it real and stay young
Proverbs four, twenty-one
Gotta keep it lit, have some fun
