Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.” – Isaiah 9:6
Well, y’all listen up now, cuz in that thar book of Galatians, it says, “When the time had fully come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under law, to redeem them that were under the law.” Yessir, ain’t that sumthin’? God’s Son come down here to set us free! Hallelujah!
Ladies, listen up, it’s time for some truth,
Submit to your man, don’t be uncouth.
Wives, obey your husbands, don’t put up a fight,
Or you might just keep him up all night.
Just kidding, but seriously, show some love,
And let your man lead, with the Good Man above!
Older women teach younger women, love husbands and children, be self-controlled, pure, busy at home, kind, and respectful.
Breaking News: Zechariah, father of John the Baptist, speaks out after being mute for months! “Praise be to the Lord, the God of Israel, for he has come to his people and redeemed them. He has raised up a horn of salvation for us, fulfilling the promise made to our ancestors.” – Luke 1:68-70
Dude, like, this ancient bro Matthew said that, like, everything that went down with this guy Jesus was hardcore planned out by the big man upstairs. He was like, woah, check it out, that’s the prophecy coming true right in front of our eyes, man. That’s some heavy stuff, dude.
Howdy y’all, Paul here. Just droppin’ in to say howdy and remind y’all about God’s grace and peace. Yessir, Jesus died for our sins so we could be saved from this crazy world. Amen to that, y’all! Bible says it all, yessiree!
God put man in the garden, said “Take care of it”
Adam thought, “Sure thing, I’ll be legit”
Tending the plants, watching them grow
But Eve said, “Hey, let’s eat from that tree, yo”
Next thing you know, they were banned from the garden
Lesson learned: don’t mess with God’s pardon!
Human life is sacred; don’t mess with it. You mess with humans, you mess with God.
Good evening, this is breaking news from Bethlehem. An angelic message has just been delivered to Joseph, the fiancé of Mary. The message revealed that Mary’s baby is from the Holy Spirit and is the long-awaited Messiah, who will save his people from their sins. This is an unprecedented development in the town’s history. Stay tuned for more updates.
So there’s this angel, Gabriel, and he comes to this girl, Mary, and tells her she’s gonna have a baby, even though she ain’t done the deed yet. Mary’s all like, “Whoa, how’s that gonna happen?” And Gabriel’s like, “Don’t sweat it, it’s gonna be a miracle.” Mary’s just like, “Cool, I’m down with it.”
“The water’s up to my neck and I’m sinkin’ fast, ain’t nothin’ solid to stand on. I’m hollerin’ for help, but it feels like my voice is lost in the shuffle. Lord, you know I’m a mess, so don’t let me drown in this mess!”
