Acts 9:1-43 Verse of the Day Meme.
Saul: “I hate Christians!” Jesus: “Not for long.” Saul: “What am I doing here?!” Jesus: “Spreading my word.”
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Saul: “I hate Christians!” Jesus: “Not for long.” Saul: “What am I doing here?!” Jesus: “Spreading my word.”
Breaking news! In Philippians 4:6-7, the Apostle Paul has revealed that the secret to living free from worry is to pray about everything and thank God for what you have. The result will be a peace that surpasses all understanding that will guard your heart and mind in Christ. Tune in for more details.
“Yo listen up, my dudes! Check out Timotheus Uno, Chapter Seventeen! This verse gives major props to the Big Man upstairs. He’s the king of all kings, and deserves the utmost respect. So spark up some gratitude and give thanks to the Almighty, man. Peace out.”
Y’all best stop yer wicked ways, or you’ll face the consequences. Get yerself a new heart, and a new spirit too, or else things ain’t gonna be too good for ya. The good Lord don’t take kindly to no sin, so shape up or ship out!
Yo, it’s Paul, repping Rome,
Gather round, I got a poem,
Jesus Christ, the Son of God,
He’s the one that we applaud.
I’m here to spread the good news,
About the man with no shoes,
So listen up and hear my voice,
This message, it’ll make you rejoice!
“Heaven isn’t for the hateful, selfish, or immoral. Sorry, not sorry.” #NoWayToHeaven
Breaking News: “2 Chronicles 7:14” states that if we humbly pray, seek God’s face, and turn from our wicked ways, then the Lord will hear from Heaven, forgive our sins, and heal our land. This powerful message from God offers hope and restoration for all who seek it. Stay tuned for more updates on how to implement this promise in your life.
Yo, dudes, there’s only one mediator between God and us, and that’s Jesus, man. He gave himself as a righteous sacrifice for everyone, yo. That’s some heavy stuff, but it’s true, and we can all be saved through him, dig?
“Y’all better shape up! Don’t think it’s enough to be born into good stock. Ya gotta prove yer worth by doin’ good deeds. Don’t be no snakes in the grass, be righteous like John. Get ready, ’cause the Lord’s a-comin’!” – Luke 3:8 (Hillbilly Version)
Yo, ladies listen up, don’t be absurd,
The Bible says submit to your hubby, word.
Don’t let your pride get in the way,
Just obey and all will be okay.
Husbands, treat your wives with love and care,
Be a good man, show ’em you’re rare.
Women nurture, teach, and love each other, shining brightly as an example of grace and goodness.
Breaking news: Romans 12:12 encourages perseverance in the midst of trials. “Rejoice in hope, be patient in tribulation, be constant in prayer.” This message offers hope and comfort during difficult times. It reminds us to stay positive, be patient, and seek God’s guidance through prayer. Stay tuned for more updates on this uplifting passage.