Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Breaking News: Luke 9:23-24
In a shocking announcement, Jesus reveals the cost of discipleship. In today’s press conference, Jesus stated, “If anyone wants to follow me, they must deny themselves, take up their cross daily, and follow me.” He also added, “For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will save it.” Truly groundbreaking.
Jesus be like, “I am the true vine and my Father be the gardener. He cuts off every branch that doesn’t bear fruit, but the ones that do, he prunes, so they can grow even more fruit. Just like, in life, man, you gotta keep growing and getting rid of the dead weight, ya feel?”
“Don’t let nobody look down on ya ’cause you’re young, but be an example for everybody in how ya talk, act, and believe. Don’t be no dummy, but be a role model for all them crazy folks out there.”
Yo Adam, listen up, hear me clear
One tree, just one, you must steer clear
In the garden, you can eat and chill
But the fruit from that tree will make you ill
Obey my word, don’t make a fuss
Or you’ll be kickin’ it outta here, that’s the deal, Gus!
Breaking News: 1 Peter 2:24 – “He himself bore our sins in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; by his wounds you have been healed.” This revelation from the Bible highlights the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, offering redemption and healing to all who believe. Stay tuned for more updates.
So, like, God was all like, “Dude, I totally love the world, like, so much that I gave my one and only son, dude, so that everyone who, like, believes in him won’t be, like, toast, but totally have, like, everlasting life. It’s, like, the best gift ever, man.”
“Y’all gotta use the gifts the good Lord gave ya to serve others, just like good stewards of his grace. If ya preach, do it with the power the Lord provides. Do it all for His glory, so folks gonna praise Him, not you, for it.”
Yo, forgive others, God’s advice to you
If you want your prayers to come through
So let go of that grudge, don’t hold on tight
‘Cause forgiveness is key to living in the light
So next time someone makes you real mad
Just remember this verse and don’t stay so bad
“Breaking News: Romans 5:6-8 reveals that at the right time, Christ died for the ungodly. This demonstrates God’s love for us, as even while we were still sinners, Christ sacrificed himself for our salvation. This unprecedented act of love is a testament to the depth of God’s compassion for all humankind.”
So, like, Jesus said to the dudes, “You don’t believe ‘coz you ain’t my sheep, yo. My sheep, they hear my voice and follow me, and I give ’em eternal life, man. They ain’t never gonna perish, and no one can snatch ’em outta my hand, bro.”
“We all reckon God showed us his love by sending his boy down here to die for us. Now that’s some mighty fine love, y’all. If the Good Lord loves us that much, then we oughta love one another too, ya hear?”
If we say we got no sin, we lyin’
Walkin’ in the dark, we ain’t even tryin’
But if we walk in the light, no need for denyin’
Fellowship with God, and our joy multiplyin’
So let’s keep it real, no room for fakin’
Step out the dark, and love awakenin’
