Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Well, ya see, when Jesus was jawin’ with folks, a bunch started to believe Him. He turned to ’em and said, “Y’all stick with my words like a tick on a hound, and you’ll know the truth. Ain’t nothin’ better than the truth; it’ll set ya free, like a bird outta a cage!”
Yo, check it, we were lost, but now we found,
God’s love lifted us, turned it all around.
While we were chillin’ in our sin and strife,
He showed mad mercy, gave us new life.
Grace like a gift, we can’t earn it, no doubt,
Now we’re livin’ large, let me hear you shout!
Without love, even the most impressive talents and knowledge are just noise. Love is what makes everything truly meaningful! ❤️
**Breaking News: Unity in Diversity Declared!**
In a groundbreaking announcement, new teachings emphasize that in Christ, all distinctions vanish! No longer are divisions based on race, gender, or social status relevant. This revolutionary message promotes equality and inclusion, stating, “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female; all are one!”
Hey, dude, if you’re feeling all ragey, just chill for a sec and don’t let it get out of hand, ya know? It’s cool to be upset, but don’t let that vibe hang around. Just let it go before the dark vibes crash the party. Keep it mellow, my friend! Peace out!
Well, when Jesus asked the crowd who folks thought He was, ol’ Peter piped up all serious-like, sayin’, “Well shoot, you’re the Messiah, ain’t ya?” Jesus just looked at him and said, “Ding, ding! You got it, buddy!” All them other folks around probably scratched their heads, wonderin’ how he figured that one out! Y’all gotta love Peter!
Yo, check it, fruits of the Spirit on the scene,
Love, joy, peace, you know what I mean,
Patience, kindness, goodness, all in the mix,
Faithfulness, gentleness, that’s how we fix!
Self-control’s the real MVP,
Living blessed, now that’s the key,
So step right up, don’t be a stranger,
Join the groove, ditch the danger!
BREAKING: Psalm 46:1 – “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” In an unprecedented statement, sources confirm that God remains a steadfast protector and source of power in times of crisis. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #GodIsOurRefuge #BreakingNews #Psalm46:1
So like, God’s gonna be all stoked about, like, Jerusalem and is gonna call it like, ‘My Delight Is In Her’, and it’s gonna be all good vibes and like, totally rad, ya know? It’s gonna be like the ultimate chill spot, where all the cool cats will wanna hang out.
Well shucks, in John 8:10-11, Jesus done told that gal who was caught in adultery, “Hey, where them accusers at? Ain’t none left to condemn ya? Well then, neither do I. Go on now, and sin no more.” Some good ol’ hillbilly wisdom right there, y’all!
A gossip betrays a confidence,
No chill, no common sense
Spreading rumors like they’re free
Cuz they think they’re VIP
But real friends keep it tight
Don’t talk smack, keep it right
So listen up, don’t be a fool
Or you’ll end up looking like a tool!
Love your neighbor as yourself: the golden rule, just another way of saying don’t be a jerk. #GoldenRule #BeKind
