Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Bro, like, Jesus is the ultimate image of the invisible God, ya know? He’s like, the firstborn of all creation and totally above everything, man. He’s the reason all things exist and everything is totally chill because of him, dude. So, like, he’s the real deal, bro.
Well, ol’ Jesus said, “I’m the light in this here world! Anyone who follows me ain’t gotta stumble ’round in the dark no more. They’ll have the light of life to guide ’em.” Yessir, he’s like a flashlight in the deep, dark woods of life!
Yo, listen up, all you younger folk
Respect your elders, that ain’t no joke
Stay humble, don’t be acting proud
God’s grace is where it’s at, so be wowed
Throw your worries on Him, don’t be stressed
He’ll lift you up, leave you feeling blessed
Stay strong, cause the devil prowls
But God’s got your back, so take a bow
Watch out for those twisting scripture, it’s like they’re playing a dangerous game of theological Jenga.
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Dude, like, everything in the universe, seen and unseen, was totally made by this chill dude named Jesus. He’s the ultimate cosmic architect, ya know? And like, everything totally exists because of him, man. He’s way rad, and like, holds everything together. It’s trippy, but it’s all good, bro.
“Ya’ll better not be no forn’caters or impure, lookin’ at ya’ll. Ain’t no place for that in God’s country. Be holy-like and show some dang dignity. No dirty talk neither, be straight as a preacher’s collar, Amen.”
Yo, listen up, I gotta say
Stay strong in the faith, don’t sway
We’re all about this thing called grace
But watch out for those who try to disgrace
Stand firm, don’t let ’em fool ya
Keep the faith, ’cause God’s gonna school ya!
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Dude, light up your mind with some gnarly wisdom, ya know? Gnarly divine knowledge is shining like a sick, cosmic lightbulb, so embrace it, bro. It’s like a cosmic treasure hunt, dude. Find that truth, man, and let it guide you through this wild, crazy journey called life.
Y’all are like a dang ol’ lamp up on a hill. Y’all don’t light it up just to hide it under a bucket, do ya? No sir! Y’all shine that light for all the folks in the holler to see, and let ’em know the good news loud and clear!
Yo, a man who finds a wife
Finds a good thing in life
He be holdin’ her tight
Every day and every night
She’s a blessing, no stressin’
Better than any treasure
Yo, listen up fellas
A wife is a real pleasure!
