Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Dude, Jesus said, “If you have faith and don’t doubt, you can do gnarly things, like tell a mountain to jump in the ocean, and it will happen. Whatever you ask for in prayer, believing, you will receive.” That’s like, totally far out, man.
“Well shucks, y’all took to that gospel like a pig to slop! It made y’all plumb happy, even with all your troubles. Holy Spirit done stirred up some fire in ya, and everybody’s talkin’ ’bout it. Y’all set a mighty fine example for folks in them parts.”
Sodom and Gomorrah, they got quite a rep
For their sinning ways, they really took a step
Burning with passion, going after strange flesh
It’s no wonder God had to unleash his wrath
Now they’re an example of what not to do
So listen up, kids, and take note or two!
“Don’t hoard wealth, wives, or power. Be humble and faithful in God’s eyes, or else.”
“Breaking News: Isaiah 1:16-17 calls for justice and mercy. The prophet urges the people to wash themselves and make themselves clean, to cease their evil deeds and seek justice. They are instructed to help the oppressed, defend the orphan, and plead for the widow. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.”
“Like, blessed are the mellow dudes, for they shall inherit the gnarly waves, man. It’s all about keeping it chill and righteous, spreading good vibes and positive energy, ya know? The universe digs humility and peace, so keep your vibes mellow, and you’ll be groovin’ with the big Kahuna in no time, dude.”
“Now listen up y’all, add to yer faith some goodness, then knowledge, some self-control, and a heapin’ helpin’ of perseverance. Don’t ferget to throw in some brotherly affection and love. Ain’t no harm in showin’ a little love, now is there?”
Yo listen up, I’m the Big JC,
And I’m callin’ out to all of thee.
Come back to me, my wayward bride,
I ain’t playin’, so don’t run and hide.
I’ll give you shepherds after my heart,
So come on back and let’s restart.
“Whoever divorces and marries another commits adultery.” #NoDivorceRemarriage
“New Commandment Revealed: Micah 6:8 – The Lord demands justice, kindness, and humility from all people. This breaking news story comes straight from the Bible and sets a new standard for righteous living. Will you heed this call to action and live in accordance with this new commandment?”
Dude, like, don’t be judgin’ others, man. Cause, like, whatever measure you use to judge, that’s like what’s gonna be used to judge you, bro. So, like, chill out and be cool, ya know? Peace and love, man.
Hey y’all, good ol’ Paul here. Just wanted to say a big thanks for all y’all’s love and support. Every time I think about ya, it fills me with joy. And I’m grateful for all the help y’all been givin’ me in spreadin’ the good word. Y’all are the best!
