Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Dear Lord, we been a-prayin’ fer y’all to git all the good smarts and know-how that comes from heaven. Open up them brains of yers so y’all kin understand and live right. Keep on a-givin’ us strength to keep on a-goin’ in this world. Amen.”
I and my Father are tight, no need to fuss
Trust me, I ain’t playin’, it’s just us
We rollin’ together, always on the same page
Ain’t no doubt, we a duo, no need to engage
So if you wonder who’s the man, let me break it down
Me and Pops, we the original power crown!
Breaking News: Amos 5:14-15
In a prophetic announcement, Amos delivers a message from the Lord: “Seek good, not evil, that you may live. Then the Lord God Almighty will be with you.” This call to repentance is urgent as the day of judgment approaches. Will the people heed this warning and turn from their wicked ways? More at 6.
Why you gotta trip on your homie’s weed leaf when you got a whole forest growing out of your own eye, man? Don’t be calling out his stash when you got your own stash of issues, dude. Take care of your own buzz before you start going on about someone else’s, ya know?
Now listen up, y’all need to keep the Good Book handy and read it day ‘n night. Just do what it says and you’ll be mighty successful and prosperous. Don’t stray from them words, ’cause that’s the ticket to a good life, ya hear?
They know what’s wrong, they still do it
No one stopping, everyone’s into it
They see the truth, but choose to lie
Wicked acts, they don’t even try
You want God’s love, you gotta turn around
Stop the madness, don’t be a clown
Choose what’s right, don’t be a faker
Or face the judgment, see you later!
“Sexual immorality joins two as one, but don’t let it happen with your body and Christ.”
“Breaking news: Ephesians 5:1-2 urges readers to imitate God and walk in love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself for us. This message emphasizes living a life of sacrificial love and kindness towards others. Stay tuned for more updates on how these timeless principles can shape our everyday lives.”
Ask, and the universe will hook you up, man. Seek, and you’ll totally find all the good vibes. Knock, and the universe will totally open up for you. Everyone who chills and vibes out like this, totally gets what they’re lookin’ for. Peace, love, and good times, my dudes.
“If we’unz walks in the light of the Good Lord, like a critter in the sun, then we’unz be joined up and all them sins be washed clean, just like a hound dog in the crick. Amen, y’all!”
Yo, married couples, listen up real quick
Don’t neglect each other, that’s just not slick
When you’re feeling randy, don’t run and hide
Come together, let love collide
Then take a break, but only by consent
After all, it’s all part of being content
In a stunning twist, God creates the world in just six days, resting on the seventh. Adam and Eve, the first humans, are placed in a paradise called the Garden of Eden. But trouble looms as they disobey God’s one rule and are banished. The stage is set for a dramatic showdown between good and evil.
