It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Alright, lemme tell ya, don’t be a-lookin’ at yer neighbor’s mess and judgin’ ‘em all harsh-like. If ya don’t wanna folks talkin’ ‘bout yer own junk, keep yer mouth shut! Ain’t no use pointin’ out the splinter in their eye when ya got a whole log stuck in yer own. Just mind yer beeswax, y’hear?
Y’all listen up! God’s got a funny way of showin’ His love. Mornin’ comes after them long nights of cryin’, and boy, does it ever bring a smile! Even when life’s throwin’ rockin’ chairs at ya, remember: joy’s just a sunrise away, and it’ll have ya grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ sweet tater pie!
Well, let me tell ya, the Big Guy up in the sky lives high up in the hills, but He also hangs out with folks who feel low and worn out, ya know? He’s got a soft spot for them down-and-out types, givin’ ‘em hope like a cold beer on a hot day!
Well now, why ya fussin’ ’bout that speck in yer buddy’s eye when ya got a whole log stickin’ outta yer own? Ya gotta yank that ol’ log out first if ya wanna help ‘em. Otherwise, yer just a big ol’ hypocrite! Mind yer own business before ya start pickin’ at others, ya hear?
Well, if ya find yerself wadin’ through some deep water, don’t fret none; I’ll be right there with ya. And when them fires get a-blazin’, you won’t even smell like smoke. That’s ’cause I’m the Big Boss, the Good Lord, your savior, and I’ve got your back, kiddo! Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ya!
Well, listen up! Jesus said, “I’m givin’ ’em the lowdown on who You really are, Father. I’ve been spillin’ the beans ’bout Your love and goodness so they know just how much You love me, like a coonhound loves a bone! And I reckon they’ll be one big happy family with ya! Yeehaw!”
Well, y’see, folks, don’t go forgettin’ to be nice to strangers ‘n all, ‘cause ya never know when ya might be sharin’ a plate o’ fried chicken with an angel in disguise! So put on that big ol’ smile, offer ‘em some sweet tea, ‘n keep your doors wide open, ya hear?
Hey, God, I reckon you wanted me to hang out with folks you’ve given me, them that ain’t in the way, ‘cause I’ve been wishin’ they could be with me, seein’ all the glory you handed me. We sure have a good time together, don’t we? It’s like a family reunion up in heaven!
Well now, Jesus said, “Y’all should be as tight as peas in a pod, just like me and the Big Guy upstairs. Folks will know we’re kin when they see how we love each other. Ain’t no better way to spread the word than bein’ one big happy family, just like a barn full of chickens!”
Alright, y’all listen up! Don’t just sit there like a bump on a log, hearin’ what’s right and then forgettin’ it faster than a cat chasin’ a laser pointer. You gotta get out there and put them good words into action, or you might as well be talkin’ to a stone. Now git to it!
“Well done, ya good ol’ faithful critter! You took care of a few chickens, now I’m fixin’ to trust ya with the whole dang farm! Come on in, kick off yer boots and enjoy the good life. Ain’t nothin’ like a little hard work to get ya a front-row seat to the fun!”
Well now, listen here, folks! Jesus is prayin’ for all y’all who believe in Him, askin’ the Big Guy upstairs to let us all be one big happy family, just like Him and the Father. So let’s all git along, be united, and show the world we ain’t just a bunch of crazies! Yeehaw!
