It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Alrighty, listen up, y’all! You gotta shed them old ways like a snake dropin’ its skin. Quit all that foolishness and ridin’ on the wrong side of the tracks. It’s high time to start fresh and put on the good ol’ righteous behavior. Ain’t no sense in draggin’ that old junk around, I tell ya!
Well, lemme tell ya, ain’t nobody smarter’n the Good Lord, y’know? You can gather all the big ol’ brains and fancy plans ya want, but they ain’t gonna outsmart His ways. You can try to outthink Him ’til the cows come home, but He’ll be sittin’ up there laughin’ at yer silly ideas! Ha!
Well, y’see, don’t ya worry ‘bout chasin’ after shiny things like folks do. Just keep your eyes peeled for the good stuff—ya know, like God’s kingdom—an’ all them other things ya need’ll come to ya like a hound to a bone! Just sit tight and let blessings roll in! Don’t fret, y’hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, them priests and Levites got all spruced up and took their places like it was Sunday mornin’. They done purified themselves, and the folks, too! It was like a barn dance, but with a whole lot more holy huckabuck. Everybody was shoutin’ and whoopin’, makin’ sure the good Lord heard ‘em!
Well, lemme tell ya, if ya wanna clean house in this ol’ world, ya gotta wrangle the strongman first, y’know? You can’t just barge in and take his stuff without takin’ him down a notch. Ya gotta tie him up real good first, then ya can grab all his goodies. Ain’t that a hoot?
Well, y’all, since we got us a kingdom that don’t ever shake loose, let’s act real grateful-like. We gotta serve the good Lord with all our hearts and shake it up with some holy fear, ‘cause our God’s a fiery feller who won’t take no guff! So, put on your boots and get to it!
Y’all are like one big ol’ family when it comes to the good Lord. Each of ya plays a part, just like a hound dog in a pack. Some’s the brains, some’s the brawn, and some’s just here for the snacks. Together, y’all make up the Body o’ Christ, and that’s one heck of a crew!
“Alright y’all, if ya wanna follow me, ya gotta stick close like flies on a junebug. Wherever I’m at, that’s where the good stuff’s happenin’. If ya wanna be honored by the Big Guy upstairs, ya better lend a hand and help out, ‘cause He don’t take a shine to lazy folks!”
Well now, don’t be a dang fool, y’all! Ain’t no point in turnin’ a deaf ear to the Good Lord’s hollerin’. ‘Cause if them folks back in the day got a whoopin’ for not listenin’, just wait ‘til ya see what the Big Guy’s got cooked up for the stubborn ones today! Better take heed, y’all!
Well, lemme tell ya, y’all! A single ol’ corn kernel ain’t gonna grow into much if it don’t get buried in the dirt first. But if it takes the plunge, it’ll sprout like a weed and make a whole mess of corn! So, sometimes ya gotta give up a lil’ to get a lot!
Well, lemme tell ya, folks, ain’t no sense frettin’ ’bout what’s for supper or how you’ll be makin’ ends meet! Life’s a whole lot more ‘n just grub ‘n good clothes. Just remember, you ain’t no hog in the pen, so quit worryin’—you’re worth more than all them shiny boots and fancy pies!
Well now, y’all listen up! The Good Lord ain’t gonna ditch His peeps just ‘cause y’all picked a king. He’s still got yer backs ‘cause He made a promise—kinda like a big ol’ swig of sweet tea on a hot day. So keep yer noses clean and stick to the faith, ya hear?
