It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Alright y’all, listen up! Ya wanna get the Big Guy’s attention? Well, you gotta humble yerself, kinda like a squirrel in a storm. Lower yer pride like a busted-down pickup, and let Him take care of yer worries. He’s got big ol’ shoulders for all them troubles, so don’t be shy—give ‘em to Him, partner!
Well, shoot, y’all! I reckon my troubles ain’t nothin’ to fret over ’cause I know the Good Lord’s got my back. With the Spirit of Jesus helpin’ me out, I’ll be doin’ just fine, even if things get rough. So, whether it’s a bellyache or heartburn, I’ll keep on truckin’ and lookin’ up!
Well, lemme tell ya, the good Lord’s ways are like a sturdy ol’ fence — keeps ya safe from all the ruckus life throws at ya. But if yer up to no good, you’re just askin’ for trouble, like a rooster in a henhouse. Stick to the right path, and y’all be walkin’ on sunshine!
Well, darlin’, don’t you go forgettin’ what ol’ Mama taught ya! Keep them wise words close to yer heart and don’t let ‘em slip away. If ya do that, you’ll live a long life full o’ good times and plenty o’ cheer, like a catfish on a sunny bank! Y’all hear me?
Well, them folks in Antioch, after some prayin’ and fastin’, got together and said, “Y’all, let’s send Barnabas and Saul off to do God’s work.” So, they poured some oil on ‘em like a good cook does with a skillet, wished ‘em luck, and sent ‘em out on a wild adventure. Y’all better hold on tight!
One day while them folks was gatherin’ for worship and chowin’ down, the Holy Spirit spoke up, sayin’, “Y’all need to set aside Barnabas and Saul for a special mission!” So, they jumped to it, prayin’ and rubbin’ oil on ‘em, sendin’ them boys off with a big ol’ blessing. Yeehaw!
Y’all are like a big ol’ flashlight on a dark porch, shinin’ bright for all to see! Ain’t no way to hide a lamp under a bushel basket—what kinda sense does that make? So let your bright light shine, and show folks your good deeds, so they can give a holler of praise to the Good Lord!
Well now, listen here, y’all! You’s like a good ol’ batch of salt, makin’ everything taste better. But if ya lose that flavor, shoot, what good are ya? Ain’t no point in just sittin’ around, so y’all better be out there shinin’ bright, like a firefly in a jar on a hot summer night!
Well, listen up, folks! If yer itchin’ to get along in this ol’ world, you best be lovin’ them folks who give ya the stink eye. Even them pesky neighborly types who throw shade. So, when they’re bein’ all mean and nasty, give ’em a big ol’ hug instead. It’ll confuse ’em good!
Well now, lemme tell ya, the good Lord ain’t slackin’ ‘bout keepin’ His promises, like some folks might think. He’s just real patient, waitin’ fer everyone to come ‘round and mend their ways. He don’t want nobody missin’ out on the good stuff, but instead, wants us all to hop onto the salvation train!
Well now, if ya keep yer noggin on straight and listen to good advice, you’ll be a-knowin’ what’s what. But if ya go wanderin’ off and doin’ your own thing, you’re gonna find yerself knee-deep in trouble, like a goat in a briar patch—just plain askin’ for it! Stick to the straight and narrow, y’all!
Well, I reckon what folks ain’t seen or heard ain’t even crossed their minds, ya know? The Good Lord’s got a whole heap of goodies waitin’ for them who love Him. It’s like findin’ a hidden stash of moonshine—ya never know what kinda surprises are lurkin’ just outta sight, but they’re bound to be mighty fine!
