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Well now, when the end rolls ’round, Jesus is gonna round up all them folks who ain’t on His side, ya see? He’ll kick the devil and his crew to the curb, then hand over the kingdom to the Big Guy upstairs. Ain’t that a sight? Just wait ’til the dust settles, y’all!
Well, lemme tell ya, folks! Jesus ain’t just sittin’ up there doin’ nuthin’. Nah, He’s the first fella to come back from the dead, kinda like the best coon hound that ever was. He beat death, and now all of us good ol’ folks get our chance at the same kinda resurrection, y’hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, riches ain’t worth a hoot if all ya got’s a heap of trouble taggin’ along. But wisdom? Shoot, that there’s like havin’ a good ol’ hound by yer side—keeps ya outta pickles and helps ya find them shiny nuggets of happiness. So pick smarts over greenbacks, ya hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, folks! God’s got your back, no doubt ‘bout it. He’s gonna fill yer pockets and keep ya fed, like a good ol’ potluck dinner. Ain’t none of us gonna go hungry or broke when the Big Guy’s takin’ care of business, so just trust Him, ya hear? Got it made in the shade!
Well, lemme tell ya, I’ve been dirt poor an’ livin’ high on the hog. Whether I’m eatin’ grits or fancy chow, I’ve learned to roll with it. Ain’t nuthin’ I can’t handle, ‘cause I’m backed by the Good Lord, who gives me strength, even if I’m just a simple country fella!
Well, lemme tell ya, if all we got is hope in Jesus for this life here on Earth, we’re in a heap of trouble, y’all! I mean, if this is all there is, then we might as well kick the dust off our boots and go fishin’ ‘cause life ain’t lookin’ too bright, no sir!
Well, lemme tell ya, folks! A while back, this feller named Paul said he passed on the real deal about Jesus. Y’see, He kicked the bucket for our sins, just like the good book says. Then, He popped back up on the third day—yup, showed up to some folks, all shiny-like! Ain’t that somethin’?
Well, y’all, here’s the deal: I told ya’ll ‘bout that good news, and if y’all hold onto it like a possum in a poke, then y’all gonna be saved, sure as shootin’. Just remember, it ain’t no tall tale! It’s the stuff that makes the heart do a jig, I tell ya!
