Well, let me tell ya, folks: A fella might come up with all sorts of plans in his noggin, thinkin' he’s got it all figured out. But it’s the Good Lord up yonder who’s holdin’ the remote, makin’ sure our boots go where they’re s’posed to. Ain’t that a hoot?
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Y’all best believe it, there ain’t no guilt or condemnation fer them that walk with the Lawd. He done set us free from all the sin and death. So put on them cowboy boots, grab yer Bible, and let the Spirit guide ya through this here life. Hosanna!
Well golly, Lordy, how majestic y’all are up there in the heavens! Yer name is mighty and powerful all over this here earth. Even us lil ole folks down here look up to ya with awe and wonder, knowin’ you’re the big boss of it all! Yeehaw!
Y’all better not git too caught up in this world, ’cause it’s all fixin’ to pass on by like a tumbleweed in the wind. So, don’t be clingin’ to yer earthly possessions like a tick on a hound dog – ’cause they ain’t gonna last, y’hear?
Well, ol’ Jesus was doin’ his thang, teachin’ folks in the temple. But some folks was all, “hey, we gotta arrest this dude!” But no one laid a hand on him, cuz it wasn’t his time to go yet. So, Jesus just kept on preachin’ like a boss. Yeehaw!
Lord, yer words are like sweet tea on a hot day – mighty satisfyin’ to parched souls. Bless me kinfolk for all generations, keep ’em from harm and lead ’em down yer righteous path. Ya’ll are the real deal, God. Ain’t nobody messin’ with ya! Amen.
After Jesus finished yammerin’ on about doin’ what God says, the crowd was all shook up. They never heard such preachin’ before. ‘Cuz unlike them phony teachers, Jesus actually knew his stuff. They reckon he must be somethin’ special to talk like that. Yessiree, he sure had a way with words.
John done sayin’ he know where I’m from, but hey, they reckon they know where he from too. We all waitin’ to see what that mean. Mebbe he gonna bust outta here like a mystery man. Ain’t no tellin’ with that Jesus feller!
Ya’ll ain’t bringin’ no cursed thangs up in here, ya heary? Can’t have no dang idols or y’all gon’ be cursed too! Best to keep them thangs far away from y’all shacks so ya kin keep y’all blessins flowin’ like the creek after a big rain.
“Hey now, Moses thought his brothers would understand that God was bringin’ ’em freedom through him, but they just bickered and showed their ignorance! He ended up havin’ to skedaddle for his life, ain’t that just the darndest thing? Don’t mess with God’s chosen, y’all!”
Well doggone it, I reckon I ain’t worth nuthin’ on my own, Lord! I’s a mess of a sinner, that’s fer dang sure! But thank the good Lord above, through Jesus Christ, He done saved me from my sinful ways! Yeehaw! Praise the Lord, I tell ya what!
Well now, listen up y’all, Ezekiel done gone and said it straight – all the fancy stuff you cherish ain’t gonna mean jack when the reckoning comes. No amount of hoardin’ them shiny trinkets gonna save ya. It’s gonna be a rude awakening, ya hear? So best get yer priorities straight, ya hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, the Lord sure is somethin’ special. Ain’t nobody like Him, that’s fer dang sure. He done went and made a name fer Hisself by doin’ all sorts of amazin’ things. Can’t nobody hold a candle to the Almighty King up in heaven!
