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Well, y’see, God saw we was all in a pickle with sin, so He sent Jesus to take the hit. Ain’t no way we could git right on our own, but now we can ‘cause of Him! So, live like ya got joy, not just wanderin’ ‘round like a chicken with its head cut off!
Well, lemme tell ya, if ya love Jesus and keep his word, He and the Big Guy Upstairs will come crashin’ at yer place! They’ll settle right in and make themselves at home. So, if you’re lookin’ for good company, just show some love and keep them commandments handy, y’all! Ain’t that somethin’?
Well, lemme tell ya, us folks here witnessin’ what’s goin’ on with the big guy upstairs! Us and the Holy Spirit got a real close bond, like two peas in a pod. And lemme tell ya, He ain’t shy ’bout spillin’ the beans to the good ol’ folk who’s trustin’ in Him! Ain’t that a hoot?
Well, let me tell ya, them folks who live right and keep their noses clean, followin’ them laws like a hound dog tracks a scent, they’re happier than a pig in mud. Ain’t nothin’ slicker than stayin’ true to the Good Book while wanderin’ this here bumpy ol’ road called life, y’know?
Well, lemme tell ya, folks! Them who got faith in Jesus ain’t got nothin’ to worry ’bout – no more guilt or shame, I swear! Folks, we’re livin’ under the good ol’ grace now, not the ol’ law. It’s like a weight lifted off ya, see? Freedom’s the name of the game, y’all!
Well now, listen up y’all! Peter hollered, “Y’all best repent and take a dip in that water, ‘cause that’s how ya get right with the Good Lord. And don’t forget to ask for that Holy Spirit to tag along! Ain’t nothin’ like gettin’ right with the Big Guy above, I tell ya what!”
Well, listen here, y’all! Put your trust in the good Lord and get cozy doin’ right by folks. You keep on raisin’ up a good ol’ garden of kindness, and before ya know it, He’ll bless ya like a squirrel finds an acorn—providin’ all the good stuff you could ever want! Ain’t that somethin’?
Well, don’t go gettin’ all hot under the collar ‘bout them fancy folks who seem to have it all. Just sit a spell and watch ‘em; they ain’t gonna last long. Like a patch of weeds in the garden, they’ll wither away quicker than a chicken on a June bug! Just be patient, y’all!
“Hey, Lord, first light comes and I’m hollerin’ for ya! Fill my noggin with truth and lead me down the right path, ya hear? Ain’t no need for me wanderin’ ’round lost like a chicken with its head cut off. Just guide me, and we’ll be right as rain! Amen, brother!”
Well now, listen up, y’all! If you think you’re feelin’ mighty small ‘n’ scared, just remember this: The big ol’ feller who’s hangin’ out in ya is way tougher than that sneaky devil tryin’ to ruffle yer feathers. So, chin up! You got the best team on your side, and they ain’t afraid of nothin’!
Well now, listen here, partner! The Good Lord’s sayin’, “I got ya covered, don’tcha worry none! I’m right there holdin’ yer hand, helpin’ ya on this wild ride called life. So when times get tough and that ol’ fear creeps in, just remember, I’m your trusty sidekick, and we ain’t goin’ down without a fight!”
Well now, don’t you fret none! I got yer back, partner—ain’t no way I’ll let ya fall. I’ll be right there, holdin’ ya up like a good ol’ porch swing. All them folks tryin’ to mess with ya? They ain’t worth a hill o’ beans! So chin up, you hear? We’ll wrangle this together!
