Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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So, like, Jesus said to the dudes, “You don’t believe ‘coz you ain’t my sheep, yo. My sheep, they hear my voice and follow me, and I give ’em eternal life, man. They ain’t never gonna perish, and no one can snatch ’em outta my hand, bro.”
“Like, yo, if I, like, get lifted up from the earth, I’ll totally, like, bring all people to me, bro. Just saying, dude. Just putting it out there, you know what I mean? So, I’m, like, calling all of you to, you know, hang with me and stuff. Take it or leave it, man.”
“Hey man, JC said, ‘Love each other as I have loved you.’ That’s some deep stuff, right? Like, spread the love, bro, and be cool to one another. Let’s keep the good vibes flowing and show some love, man. It’s all about the love, dude.”
“Dude, me and the Big Man, we’re totally chill and in sync, like two peas in a pod, man. We’re tight, ya know? When you see me, you’re seeing the Big Man too. We’re totally on the same wavelength, bro.”
“Hey man, sing some praises to the Big Guy up there! Let everyone know about all the crazy stuff he’s done. Spread the word about how he’s always got your back and never lets you down. It’s like, the ultimate vibes, for real.”
“Dude, if you’re not down with Jesus, you’re totally missing out, man. Like, you’re already condemned, bro. But if you’re all about Jesus, you’re chillin’ with eternal life, you dig? It’s like, the ultimate bummer or the ultimate gnarly ride, depending on your deal with JC, ya know what I mean?”
Dude, like, be totally chill and not freak out, bro. The big man upstairs is watching your back, so there’s no need to trip out, ya know? Just keep your head up, stay strong, and keep it real. Peace out, man.
“God has given us the dope hookup – thanks to him, we’re all about that good vibes lifestyle. Our wisdom, righteousness, and salvation comes from the big man upstairs. So, if you’re gonna flex, make sure you give credit where it’s due – it’s all about that divine connect.”
Dude, the big man upstairs is my light and my salvation, so what do I have to be afraid of, bro? Even if a whole squad comes at me, they’re gonna get wrecked. This is my chill time talking, just reminding myself, no need to worry – the big dude’s got my back.
Dude, I was chillin’ like a newborn, just doin’ my thing
But you totally had my back since day one, man
You’ve been my homie since before I was even born
And now you’re the bomb, lookin’ out for me, bro.
Dude, like, God made Jesus, who never did any bad stuff, take on all our shady vibes, so we could be chill and be tight with God. It’s like, he did the big switcheroo and now we’re totally in sync with God’s good vibes, man.
“Hey, dude, like, be chill with those who are harshing your buzz. Always aim to spread good vibes, man. Bless those who bring you down, and don’t go starting any beef with anyone. Just keep on keepin’ on and stay mellow, bro. Peace out.”
