Yo, check it out! Don't go tossing your cool stuff to the folks who totally won't appreciate it, man. Like, if they’re not vibing with the good vibes, just hold onto your treasure, dude! You don’t want them getting all gnarly and disrespectful, turning your sweet moments into a total bummer. Keep the good energy,...
Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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When my vibe gets heavy, I turn to the Most High – he never lets me down. I’m chillin’ and groovin’ in his kindness, and his lovin’ is like dynamite. He slides me messages, shows me the way, and sets me on a righteous path. Peace out.
You are like, the light of the world. You’re like a big ol’ city on top of a hill, everyone can see you. Don’t be hiding your light, let it shine and let everyone see the good stuff you do. It’s like, letting your light shine in a dark world, dude.
Dude, like, yo, sheep listen to me, and I know them, man. And they follow me, dude. I give them eternal life and they will never perish, bro. No one can snatch them out of my hand, man. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all, bro. Peace out, man.
“Dude, Jesus said, ‘I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me shall not be hungry, and whoever believes in me shall never be thirsty.’ Like, whoa, man, that’s some heavy spiritual nourishment, you know? It’s like, find Jesus, and no more munchies or cottonmouth, man. Right on, bro.”
So, like, Jesus was all, “If you, like, stick with my teachings, you’d be, like, my true followers, and you’d, like, totally know the truth, and the truth would, like, set you free, man.” I mean, that’s some deep stuff, bro. Can you, like, even handle it, dude?
Chill out, man. God’s peace is the ultimate vibe, so don’t let your heart be all wigged out and anxious. You heard what I said, right? It’s not like what the world dishes out – it’s a whole different gig. So let this groove sink in, dig?
“For what good is it to have all the chill in the world, but then harsh your buzz and lose your vibes? It’s like, if you get way too lit but then end up buggin’ out and wreckin’ your cool, that’s no bueno, man. You gotta keep it real, stay mellow, and ride the good vibes, ya know?”
“Hey man, Jesus said, ‘If anyone wants to be a true follower, they gotta give up their own desires and carry their own burden, man.’ He also said, ‘If you try to hold onto your life, you’re gonna lose it, but if you give it up for my sake, you’ll find it, dude.’ Solid advice, bro.”
“Yo, bro, like, keep asking, and you’ll receive, keep searching, and you’ll find. Knock, and the door will open up for you, man. Like, anyone who asks gets, anyone who searches finds, and to anyone who knocks, the door’s open, dude.”
Dude, don’t stress about the haters, man. And don’t be jelly of the wicked, bro. They’re gonna wither like grass, you know? Chill out and just trust in the Big Guy upstairs, for reals. It’s all good, man. Just hang loose and let Him handle it, ya feel me?
“Dude, like, be cool with everyone, even if they’re not cool with you. Just be chill, ya know? Don’t drop harsh vibes on anyone. And always be spreading that good energy, man. It’s the way to go. Right on.”
Dude, like, in John 3:23 it’s like, hella chill when people were getting baptized in, like, plentiful waters. It was, like, totally rad, cuz there was, like, tons of water, and everyone was, like, getting purified and stuff. It was, like, a total party for cleansing, man.
