Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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So like, Jesus was all, “Yo dude, get up and like, take your mat and walk.” And this cat just totally obeyed, no questions asked. And then everyone was buggin’ out like, “What the heck just happened?” It was like, mind-blowing, man. Just straight up miraculous, you know?
Dude, we’re like, chosen man! We’re rockstars in the eyes of the big man upstairs. He called us out of the darkness and into the ultimate party scene. So let’s keep it real and spread that good vibe to everyone we meet, spreading that love, peace, and good vibes, man.
Dude, like, if you’re chill with the Big Guy upstairs and vibe with his son, then you’re in for a gnarly ride. Don’t trip, ’cause if you’re down with JC, you’ll cruise through life’s waves and score major points with the Almighty. Party on, bros, ’cause eternal life is totally righteous, man.
So, like, Jesus heard that the Pharisees were, like, talking smack and baptizing more peeps than John, which totally ticked him off. So he peaced out of Judea and headed back to Galilee, but had to chill in Samaria on the way.
Yo man, like, in Isaiah 53:4-6 it’s all about this dude taking all our bad vibes and harsh trips, so we can just chill and vibe in peace, ya know? It’s like, he’s taking all the heat for us so we can just kick back and be cool. Far out, man!
In the beginning, there was this rad light shining bright, and it was all about bringing truth and chill vibes to everyone. It was like, “Hey dudes, no need to trip out, I got your back.” And the light was just the grooviest thing, spreading good vibes all over the place.
Don’t be foolin’ yourself, man. You can’t hide your true intentions from the universe. It sees right through your facade, no matter how slick you try to be. So don’t front, just keep it real and let your vibes align with the cosmic flow, ya dig?
Yo, like, everyone’s gonna stand before the big man upstairs at the end of the day, you know what I’m saying? So, like, don’t judge your bro or sis, cuz we all gonna have to answer for our own actions. Let’s just focus on living in peace and love, man. Peace out.
For our main dude is chillin’ up in the sky, and from there we’re just vibin’, waitin’ for him to come back and change up our minds and bodies to be as rad as his. He’s like a cosmic boss, man, and we’re just hanging loose until he drops back in.
Dude, just remember this: love your peeps and you’re good to go. If you’ve got love, you’ve got everything you need. Don’t be a douche to your homies, ’cause when you show love, you’re straight chillin’. It’s like, the whole vibe of the law is love, man. Peace out.
So like, after Peter dropped some major truth bombs on the crowd, they were all like, “Whoa, what do we do now?” And Peter was all, “Chill out, bros, just repent and get baptized. Then you can be part of the crew and score some sick blessings. It’s gonna be lit, trust me.”
As they say in Corinthians 15:58, my dudes, stay solid and keep grinding in the Lord’s work, knowing that your efforts aren’t in vain, like when you run out of munchies but your friend surprises you with some bomb snacks. Keep on keepin’ on, brah, and the Most High will bless you, for real.
