Bible Style

Yo, so Moses was like, “Pharaoh, let my people go!” But Pharaoh was all, “Nah, fam.” Then God hit ’em with plagues and they were like, “Okay, we outta here.” #Exodus

Yo, peeps! Leviticus is all about God’s rules for the Israelites. Don’t eat no shrimp or pork, and no tats or piercings, okay? #holiness

Yo, so in the book of Numbers, God’s peeps were counting heads. But some of them were trippin’ and didn’t wanna follow the rules. They got straight up punished for their foolishness. #stayincheck #followtherules

Yo, peeps! Listen up to this remix of Deuteronomy! God’s like, “Obey me and you’ll be blessed, disobey and you’ll be stressed.” So, keep it real and stay on God’s path, ya feel me? #blessed #obeyGod

Yo, listen up! Joshua was the OG leader of Israelites. He lit up Jericho like it was no biggie, and made sure to give props to the big man upstairs. But then he dipped, and the Israelites started acting sus. Gotta stay on your grind, peeps!

Yo, listen up! The book of Judges is lit As Fire. These judges are straight up savage, slayin’ their enemies left and right. But they keep messin’ up and fallin’ into temptation. It’s like they don’t even learn from their mistakes, SMH. But even with all their flaws, God still comes through and saves them. It’s a dope read, you gotta check it out!

Yo, back in the day, God was like, “Let there be light!” And boom, there was light. He created the universe in six days, and on the seventh day, he chilled. Adam and Eve were the first couple, but they messed up and got kicked out of the garden. The end.