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Y’all listen up now, ‘cuz I’m fixin’ to tell ya ’bout some crazy stuff that went down in the book of Acts. Them apostles was spreadin’ the word of the Lord faster than a rabbit in a carrot patch. They was healin’ folks left and right, and even raisin’ the dead. But them religious leaders didn’t like it one bit. They threw the apostles in jail, but the Lord sent an angel to bust ’em outta there. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, y’all. You gotta read it for yourself to believe it.

Howdy y’all, it’s me, Paul. I’m fixin’ to talk to y’all ’bout some important stuff. Ya see, God’s grace is a mighty fine thing. Ain’t nothin’ we can do to earn it, we just gotta accept it. So don’t go thinkin’ you’re better than nobody else. We all need Jesus, don’t matter if you’re a Jew or a Gentile. Now go on and love each other like kinfolk, ’cause that’s what we are in Christ. Yeehaw!

Well howdy y’all, it’s ya boy Paul comin’ atcha with some words from the Big Man Upstairs. Now listen up, cuz I ain’t messin’ around. Y’all Galatians need to quit messin’ with this false gospel mess and get back on track with the real deal. Don’t be listenin’ to them snake oil salesmen tryna sell you on a different way to get to heaven. Jesus done took care of that for us. So let’s get back to livin’ right and lovin’ each other like we should. Yeehaw!

Listen up y’all, Ephesians says we gotta be kind to one another, forgive each other, and most importantly, put on the armor of God. It’s like puttin’ on yer overalls before headin’ out to the farm. Gotta protect ourselves from the devil’s schemes, ya hear?

Howdy y’all! This here’s the remix of Philippians. Ain’t no need to worry ’bout nuthin’, just pray ’bout everything! Keep yer mind on the good Lord and He’ll give ya peace that passes all understanding. Spread love, not hate, and always be thankful. Y’all stay blessed now, ya hear?

Howdy y’all! Listen up, ’cause I’m about to tell you what’s up in Colossians. Paul’s writin’ a letter to them folks ’bout how Jesus is the man. He’s the head honcho and we gotta follow him. Don’t be gettin’ caught up in all them worldly desires, ’cause that’s just foolishness. Keep your eyes on Jesus and you’ll be all right. Yeehaw!

Howdy y’all, this here’s the letter from Paul to them folks in Thessalonica. He’s tellin’ ’em to keep on truckin’ and stay strong in the Lord. Don’t be a-slackin’ off in your faith, keep on keepin’ on. And when Jesus comes back, y’all gonna be in good shape. So, don’t be a-feared or a-worried, just keep on trustin’ in the Almighty. Yeehaw!

Howdy, y’all! Paul here writin’ from Thessalonica. I reckon y’all need to hear a word from the Lord. Don’t y’all be fooled by them false prophets spreadin’ lies ’bout the comin’ of our Lord Jesus Christ. He ain’t comin’ back ’til the lawless one shows hisself. But don’t y’all worry, ’cause our Lord will take care of him with the breath of his mouth. So keep the faith, and don’t y’all be idle. Remember, if y’all don’t work, y’all don’t eat. Y’all take care now, ya hear?

Well, howdy y’all! I reckon ole Timothy wrote this letter to his buddy Paul about how to run the church. He tells ’em to pray for everybody, even them folks in charge. And he says womenfolk gotta be modest and learn in silence. But he also says they can teach too, long as they don’t boss the menfolk ’round. And if anyone wants to be a preacher, they gotta be a family man and live right. Y’all take care now!

Listen up y’all, 2 Timothy’s got some serious good word. Paul’s tellin’ us to stay strong in our faith, like a sturdy oak tree. Ain’t no need to be timid or scared, cause the Lord’s got our back. Keep on preachin’ the gospel and spreadin’ his love, y’all.

Well howdy y’all, it’s me Titus comin’ at ya straight from the holler. I reckon ya’ll need to be livin’ with some dignity and respect, treatin’ each other right and stayin’ away from them devilish ways. Y’all gotta live like Jesus did, pure and righteous, so ya’ll can make it to the big man upstairs. So let’s all get on the right track and do some good in this world, amen y’all.

Howdy y’all, listen up to this here remix of Philemon. Paul’s fixin’ to ask Philemon to take back his runaway slave, Onesimus. But Paul’s also remindin’ Philemon that they’re equal in the Lord’s eyes. So don’t go gettin’ all high and mighty, y’hear? Let’s all show some love and forgiveness, like Jesus taught us to do. Amen, y’all.