A Hebrews 6:6 Meme by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (The Superhero)
If our shells are cracked, there’s nothing left to do but pizza, we can’t fight evil anymore.
Have fun being creative with the Bible.
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If our shells are cracked, there’s nothing left to do but pizza, we can’t fight evil anymore.
The Almighty’s orders given in stone, but Hellboy only follows the good side of them.
Guard your heart for out of it springs life, says the Lord.
Like, better to stay single and avoid girls, man. Some dudes are born eunuchs and it’s all good.
God foreknew me and predestined me to be conformed to the image of His son.
Stay away from sinful pleasures, for you are God’s temple.
Stay cool and keep going, man, because your work in the Lord ain’t for nothing, man.
We love the Bible! We’re just having fun because our Robot loves it too. So, here we are having some fun with Genesis 1:1 using
Three random fictitious conversations between Cornelius and Abraham about Baseball. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
Three random fictitious conversations between Cornelius and Abraham about Javier Baez. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
Speak kindly and with grace in all situations, reflecting the love of God and Jesus.
Respect and care for all, especially elders. Treat women as sisters, with purity and honor.