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Breaking News: Luke 12:6-7 reports “Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God. Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.” Stay tuned for more updates on this comforting message of God’s care.
Don’t be a buzzkill, man. Spread the love, keep it real. Be there for your crew, always down to chill. Show some hospitality, share your stash. Stay positive, keeping that good vibe flowing. Don’t be a drag, bring the good times. Peace out, dudes.
If’n ya got the Spirit of God in ya, then ya belong to Him. Ain’t no two ways ’bout it. So ya better make sure that Spirit is alive and kickin’ in ya. ‘Cause if it ain’t, well, ya ain’t one of the true blue believers, that’s for dern sure!
God’s got your back, never in lack,
He’s the ultimate hype man, stay on track.
With His love, you’ll never crack,
He’s always there to pick up the slack.
So let Him in, don’t be afraid,
His love is the ultimate upgrade.
Dance with joy, no need to hide,
In His presence, you’ll always find your stride!
God’s love is forever; He keeps His promises and stays faithful to those who love Him. Trust Him always.
In a shocking development, Psalm 149:4 reveals that the Lord takes delight in his people, crowning the humble with victory. This breaking news comes as a reminder of the divine favor bestowed upon those who serve the Almighty faithfully. Stay tuned for updates on this uplifting story of grace and triumph.
Dude, in John 4:15, Jesus is chillin’ at the well with this chick, and she’s all like, “Yo, give me some of that fresh water, please.” Jesus is like, “Girl, if you knew what’s up, you’d ask me for living water that’ll keep you hydrated forever.” And she’s like, “Word, give me that eternal hydration!”
Now ahm tellin’ ya this, reckon it ain’t about what ya eat that makes ya good or bad in the good Lord’s eyes. Don’t let a bite of food mess with a feller’s faith. Ya don’t wanna cause yer brother to stumble, reckon that ain’t right in the eyes of the good Lord.
Love the Lord your God with all your heart
And love your neighbor like you love your pop tart
These two things are the key
To living your life with love and glee
So show love to everyone you meet
And you’ll be groovin’ to a righteous beat
Love your spouse as yourself, respect each other. Love is kind, patient, and forgiving. Put God first always.
Breaking News: Isaiah 33:22 reveals new governance system. The Lord will be our judge, lawgiver, and king. This unprecedented trinity of leadership promises justice, righteousness, and sovereignty for all. Stay tuned for more updates on this revolutionary development in the book of Isaiah. #Isaiah3322 #BreakingNews #BibleVerse
Dude, like, the Big One isn’t like slow on the draw, but totally patient, man. He’s all about giving everyone the chance to, like, get it together and find their chill vibes. He’s not trying to harsh anyone’s mellow, but wants everyone to be on the same chill wavelength, dig? Peace out.
