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Verse of the Day Rap of Ephesians 4:2-3!

Yo, check it, stay humble, keep it chill,
Show love and patience, that’s the real deal.
Put up with each other, don’t be a clown,
We’re all in this together, let’s break it down.
Unity’s the key, so let’s create that vibe,
Ephesians four, we gonna thrive, let’s jibe!

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Breaking News ### Ephesians 2:19 ###

**Breaking News: New Citizens of Heaven!**

In a remarkable turn of events, believers are now officially recognized as citizens of God’s kingdom. No longer strangers or outsiders, they join a vibrant community built on faith, receiving access to divine promises. This significant shift redefines relationships among believers, highlighting unity and belonging in spiritual realms. Stay tuned for further updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day !

Dude, like, imagine floating on a cloud of marshmallows while munching on, like, gummy bears for breakfast. Everything is all wavy and chill, man! Your thoughts are like Netflix shows—you just binge on good vibes and snack on happiness. Time’s a fuzzy concept, bro; we’re just cosmic jellybeans spinning through the cosmic disco of existence. Far out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day John 8:30!

Well, ya see, when Jesus was jawin’ with folks, a bunch started to believe Him. He turned to ’em and said, “Y’all stick with my words like a tick on a hound, and you’ll know the truth. Ain’t nothin’ better than the truth; it’ll set ya free, like a bird outta a cage!”

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Verse of the Day Rap of Ephesians 2:4-5!

Yo, check it, we were lost, but now we found,
God’s love lifted us, turned it all around.
While we were chillin’ in our sin and strife,
He showed mad mercy, gave us new life.
Grace like a gift, we can’t earn it, no doubt,
Now we’re livin’ large, let me hear you shout!

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Breaking News ### Galatians 3:28 ###

**Breaking News: Unity in Diversity Declared!**

In a groundbreaking announcement, new teachings emphasize that in Christ, all distinctions vanish! No longer are divisions based on race, gender, or social status relevant. This revolutionary message promotes equality and inclusion, stating, “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female; all are one!”

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