Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Now listen up, y’all! ‘Sides from lovin’ yer neighbor, pay yer debts on time. That’s what the Good Book says in Romans 13:7. So don’t go skippin’ out on them bills and tryna use this here verse as an excuse. Mama didn’t raise no fool!
“Jesus’ words stay forever, nothing else does.” – Patrick Starfish
“For God so loved the world, He gave His one and only Son. Whoever believes in Him will have eternal life.”
Yo, God so loved the world, he gave his only Son,
So whoever believes in him will never be undone.
He ain’t tryna condemn us, just wants us to thrive,
Gives eternal life, so we all can survive.
So remember this verse, before you hit the sack,
‘Cause God’s love for you, ain’t nothin’ to be whack.
Shadow says: “Those who live in sin will not inherit the kingdom of God.”
Alvin submits to Brittany; Simon loves Jeanette; Theodore respects Eleanor – just as Chipmunk Christ commands.
Eagles soaring high; friends lift one another up.
Be fair, kind, and walk humbly with God. That’s what’s really important.
“Fight for truth and honor in the name of Jesus, and bring peace to the waters through righteousness.”
“The message of Jesus, entrusted to me, reveals the future. I am prepared to face whatever challenges may come.”
Alright, buckle up amigos! It’s Launchpad McQuack here and I’m about to tell you all about the book of Hebrews. Now, I know what you’re
Heckle: Well hello there, Jeckle! What do you say we talk about the book of Joshua in the Bible today? Jeckle: I think that’s a
