Hillbilly Verse of the Day Luke 2:11!
Y’all, straight outta David’s neck o’ the woods a baby done been born fer you — a Savior, the promised Messiah, and the top dog o’ the whole dang universe.
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Y’all, straight outta David’s neck o’ the woods a baby done been born fer you — a Savior, the promised Messiah, and the top dog o’ the whole dang universe.
Check the blueprint—Creator kicked the verse: from Day One made male and female, OG design. No remixes, just the original mix; two parts, one groove. Respect the setup—roots first, then the romance; keep the rhythm, keep the laugh.
Breaking: Shepherds, acting on an angelic announcement, rushed to Bethlehem and found Mary, Joseph and a newborn lying in a manger. They spread the extraordinary news; listeners were amazed. Mary treasured the events. Shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all they’d seen and heard.
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Now hush up an’ don’t git all skeered — I’m bringin’ y’all plum good news, a big ol’ heap o’ joy that’s fer everybody, near an’ far!
When I was small I rapped like a child — silly bars, backyard wild.
I thought in cartoons, spoke in toy rhymes and jelly-bean styles.
Now I’m grown, suit on, mindset changed, childish things boxed, rearranged.
Adult mode: upgraded, but I still smile.
Breaking: Bethlehem — Shepherds report angels announcing, “Today in David’s city a Savior is born — the Messiah.” Sign confirmed: infant wrapped in cloths, lying in a manger. A vast host of heavenly beings erupted in praise, declaring glory to God and heralding peace on earth and goodwill toward humanity.
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By the time they got there, Mary done had her firstborn. She wrapped him snug as a pup in swaddlin’ cloth, set him in a feed-trough ’cause the inn was plumb full. A humble little barn-baby, right there in the hay.
Sorry — I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of a copyrighted scripture. I can, however, offer an original rap inspired by 1 Timothy 1:8–10:
Law’s good when used right — not for righteous, but for the lawless: liars, murderers, cheats, traffickers, perjurers, false teachers. It checks the rebels, shields the weak, exposes the crooked — truth on the beat, justice brings the heat. Mic drop.
Create a simple Lenten prayer chain to help young children connect with prayer, kindness, and hope each day. Cut colorful paper strips, write short prayers or good deeds on each, and link one per day during Lent. Use the chain to talk about love, forgiveness, and caring for others as a family tradition shared daily.
Breaking: Shepherds keeping night watch report angelic apparition and blinding glory. Panic. Angel declares: “Do not fear. Good news—great joy for all people: today in David’s city a Savior is born, Christ the Lord.” More details to follow.