Florida Man Evacuates Sodom, Forgets Wife, Watches Epic Destruction
Florida Man forgets wife, watches Sodom crumble in hilarious Bible spinoff. Prepare for satire gold in ‘Florida Man Evacuates Sodom’!
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Florida Man forgets wife, watches Sodom crumble in hilarious Bible spinoff. Prepare for satire gold in ‘Florida Man Evacuates Sodom’!
“Florida Man takes on the Bible! Read how he hosts a heavenly trio in this hilarious satire article. Get ready to laugh out loud!” #FloridaMan #BibleParody #Satire
“Florida Man Abram strikes a deal with a higher power in this hilarious satire of the biblical story. You won’t believe the absurdity that ensues!” #FloridaMan #satire
Florida Man takes on biblical challenge, attempts to build tower to heaven but gets a rude awakening from the Almighty. Hilarious satire ensues!
Get ready to chuckle and shake your head at Florida Man’s latest feat – building an ark to save animals from a flood. A hilarious Bible twist!
Laugh out loud with Florida Man’s version of the Bible story as brotherly love takes a hilarious turn. Satirical genius at its finest!
“Florida Man & Woman ignore alligator’s warning, face garden’s wrath in hilarious biblical spoof – a must-read satire article!” #FloridaMan #Humor
Florida Man becomes a deity and takes a break from creating the world. A satirical take on the Bible story that will have you laughing out loud!
“Yo, dudes, there was this cat named John who caught mad flack for healing peeps on the sabbath. But he just straight up told them, ‘My bad, my pops be workin’ and I be workin’ too.’ And they couldn’t even hate on him no more.” #blessed #420spirituality
“Now ah tell ya, ef’n a varmint do git hisself riled up, he gonna hex ya good. So take er easy, y’all. Fer a calm and collected mind is what’ll keep ya on the straighten arrow. Jest like that there Preacher-man said in Ecclesiastes 7:12, ‘Wisdom is a defense, and money is a defense, but the excellency of knowledge is, that wisdom giveth life to them that have it.'”
Yo what’s up dudes and dudettes! It’s me, Bart Simpson, here to tell you about the Book of James from the Bible. Yeah, that’s right,
Listen up now, check out what I wrote
In John’s book, verse 5:13, here’s the quote
You can know for sure that you’re saved
No need to fret, no need to be depraved
Just trust in Jesus, He’s got your back
And you’ll keep on track, stay on the right track, Jack!