Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Dude, like, there’s, like, totally a huge harvest out there, but, like, not enough peeps to, like, bring it in. Bummer, man. So, like, let’s all pray and, like, ask the boss to send more peeps to, like, help out. It’s gonna be gnarly, bro.”
Y’all gotta stop complainin’ ‘n arguin’ and start shinin’ like stars in the sky. Act all cheerful like but no cussin’ or fussin’. Then y’all be blameless and pure, children of God in this messed up world.
Yo, I’m knockin’ at your door, can you let me in?
I wanna chill with you, and let the good times begin
I got blessings to share, and a whole lot to give
So open up your heart, and let me in to live
I promise you won’t regret it, I’ll bring the hype
Let’s rock this party, all through the night!
Oh, hello there! It’s me, Scar, your favorite lion villain. Today, I’m going to tell you the story of the Bible book of Job, but
Well, well, well, if it isn’t Scar, the most fabulous and sophisticated lion in the Pride Lands. And today, I’ll be giving you a little
Dragica, you are most like Jezebel from the Bible.
Dragica, you are most like Jezebel from the Bible.
Three random fictitious conversations between Judas Iscariot and Eve about Friendship. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
Breaking News: Jesus announces the new commandment. In a shocking revelation, Jesus has declared a new commandment to his disciples, “Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.” This commandment aims to showcase their identity as followers of Jesus. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #GoldenRule #LoveOneAnother
“Hey, dude, in Mark 2:9-12, Jesus is all like, ‘Yo, which is easier, telling this lame guy to bounce or forgiving his couch potato sins?’ Then he drops a funky miracle and everyone’s jaws hit the deck. The crowd is tripping, and they’re like, ‘Whoa, that dude’s got some serious juice!'”
Well I reckon one day the Good Lord’s gonna fill up the whole earth with his glory, and there won’t be nothin’ left but all that shiny, sparklin’ goodness. It’s gonna be like a big old ocean of God’s glory, coverin’ everything from sea to shinin’ sea. Amen!
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About how we all ended up doin’ pretty swell
God opened up His arms to all, no exclusions
Even the Gentiles, no confusions
So let’s all come together, no need to fight
‘Cause in God’s eyes, we all shine bright
